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Old 27-06-07, 12:39 PM
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Really? I always though dick size was inversely proportional to car size.
Well, not so much the size of the car as it's 'attraction'. I would say the belief that men with sports cars are somewhat lacking in the trouser area can be substantiated but there are always exceptions to the rule

I feel a new thread coming on .................

"what car do you drive and do you feel it relects you physically"

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Old 27-06-07, 12:40 PM
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Old 27-06-07, 12:43 PM
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Well, not so much the size of the car as it's 'attraction'. I would say the belief that men with sports cars are somewhat lacking in the trouser area can be substantiated but there are always exceptions to the rule

I feel a new thread coming on .................

"what car do you drive and do you feel it relects you physically"

Swiftly followed by "prove it!"
It's not "what you drive" but "how you drive it" that really counts! Of course, nice curves, a firm chassis covered in some revealing shiny stuff is usually enough to set a bloke's heart racing!
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It's not "what you drive" but "how you drive it" that really counts!
Reckon I might go along it that but then lessons can always be given
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Of course, nice curves, a firm chassis covered in some revealing shiny stuff is usually enough to set a bloke's heart racing!
Oh dear! Not much hope for me then, given my car
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Well, not so much the size of the car as it's 'attraction'. I would say the belief that men with sports cars are somewhat lacking in the trouser area can be substantiated but there are always exceptions to the rule

I feel a new thread coming on .................

"what car do you drive and do you feel it relects you physically"

Swiftly followed by "prove it!"

I (sometimes when SWMBO doesn't need it) drive my 4 litre Ford Falcon Wagon with mags.

My other car is an old Subaru 4WD wagon and more my sort of thing.

Ugly but good in the wet.
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Well, not so much the size of the car as it's 'attraction'. I would say the belief that men with sports cars are somewhat lacking in the trouser area can be substantiated but there are always exceptions to the rule

I feel a new thread coming on .................

"what car do you drive and do you feel it relects you physically"

Swiftly followed by "prove it!"
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Ugly but good when wet.

...when I were a lad, I had a girlfirend much the same
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I (sometimes when SWMBO doesn't need it) drive my 4 litre Ford Falcon Wagon with mags.

My other car is an old Subaru 4WD wagon and more my sort of thing.

Ugly but good in the wet.
Anyone feel the need for a "knob joke"?
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Oh dear! Not much hope for me then, given my car
I was talking about women ............... oh, and cars I suppose.

Hmmmm, I can't figure out what I was in a previous life ............... probably a dog as I have a great urge to chase sticks and run around .............. HOWEVER, I have no urges to sniff other rear ends or lick my own bits!!!! BEFORE ANYONE MENTIONS IT!!! But there must be more to it ........... women in shiny revealing clothes are very appealing for some reason ............well, actually, in any clothes, really, it doesn't matter .................. perhaps I was a male lesbian dog?

Oh dear, I'm confused ............ but not sexually .............. I like my toast buttered on one side and my honey out of the pot!
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