Kevin Bloody Wilson coming to the uk

[hogen-deifar]

Right! It's sorted. I've spoken with PB and PV. We're going to meet in Pizza Express at 6.00 if you want to eat OR outside the entrance of the Hexagon at 7.15.

Here's a link which will help you find everything. Reading Arts : How to get to The Hexagon

If you click on the Adobe download called Reading Explorers Map it'll show you where everything is. On the Map, Pizza Express is on the street called St Mary's Butts. And it's about where the top of the first T of "Butts" is. (Opposite Pavlov's Dogs if you find that, or fairly near "Ask" and also the Virgin store. Oh and it's next to St Mary's Butts church, which is quite a good land mark!

I suggest parking in the Broad Street Mall car park (it used to be called the Butts Centre). It's fairly dark and dingy round there, so if you'd rather meet inside the car park then give us a call and we'll meet you there. The shopping centre shuts earlier than the car park. But the car park is right next door so is better if we want to go straight home.

Alternatively, park in the night oracle car park. Think it's called the Riverside. IF we want to go for a drink after there's nice places in the orcale! However there's a Purple Turtle near the Broad Street Mall and I reckon if Vonny sees it she'll wanna go there!!!

I think I'm the only one who knows where everything is, so if you want my mobile, PM me and I'll give you my number. At least if you find yourself in Reading, give me a shop name and I'll direct you!

[ShinyD]

Originally Posted by hogen-deifar

...On the Map, Pizza Express is on the street called St Mary's Butts...

Cue the innuendos

[purple vonny]

I chortled at that too.

[purple vonny]

Originally Posted by hogen-deifar

. (it used to be called the Butts Centre). It's fairly dark and dingy round there,

Must resist...........

[hogen-deifar]

Look at the MAP! It's a real place! Named after the church - St Mary's Butts.

God you lot are sooooo gutteral. You'd NEVER catch me making innuendos like that!

[PeeBee]

When HDS suggested St Mary's Butts I asked her if she was being rude... silly question really as she was breathing. Course it depends whether you are an ar5e or a t1t man

So I'll meet you all at St Mary's Butts, we'll find out how saintly she really is... I get to spank the right cheek ok?

[hogen-deifar]

Originally Posted by PeeBee

When HDS suggested St Mary's Butts I asked her if she was being rude... silly question really as she was breathing.

Oi! I resent that comment! I'm the perffick private school girl, I'll have you know!!!!

[PeeBee]

I went to a public school and just down the road was the girls convent school, those nuns kept them all on such tight leads that when they escaped they were great fun... happy days

[hogen-deifar]

Well, PV and I have just got back from this.

All I can say is BLOOMIN MARVELLOUS!! My cheeks hurt from laughing so much. I've drunk half a bottle of Corvonia to stop the coughing! Hey, who needs alcohol!!!

PeeBee, Vonny and I went to Pizza Express for dinner, then The Dude and his son turned up to walk us to the Hexagon.

Attending were The Dude, his mate Barry, The Dude's son Mark, Divegyrl, Juz, Digger, Vonny, Me and the grande organiser, Pete!

Digger didn't crack a smile through the opening act, Jenny Talia from Australia (Kevin Bloody Wilson's daughter) though Vonny and I were in stitches with his Camel Toe song!!! She was very funny! Perhaps one day someone can explain the humour to Digger!!!!

Then out came KBW. Well, he's brilliant! And Digger started laughing! He even knew some of the words!

Thanks Pete for organising it. We've had a fun time, and now us old girls are off to bed. Though different rooms!!!!

You missed a good night! I recommend him!

[Scuttler]

Originally Posted by hogen-deifar

He even knew some of the words!

You mean he's learnt to read now he could be dangerous


Glad you all had a great time.