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Old 26-07-07, 12:39 PM
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BBC NEWS | World | Americas | US cat 'predicts patient deaths'
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hmmmmmmmmmmmm serial murdering cat.

burn it!
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Hmmmmm... if you chucked a stuffed cat at random into the dining room of a nursing home then the chances are it's going to hit someone on his or her last legs.

Yet more evidence that cats serve no purpose...
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Maybe its the Cat that killed people. Alot of people who suffer from Hayfever get into a right state near cats. Maybe old people are sucsptable to loose fur and all that. There are suppposed to be more nasty bacteria in a cats claw than nearly anywhere else on earth.

If people died when My cat sat on their knee then the whole world would be dead by now.

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Maybe its the Cat that killed people. Alot of people who suffer from Hayfever get into a right state near cats. Maybe old people are sucsptable to loose fur and all that. There are suppposed to be more nasty bacteria in a cats claw than nearly anywhere else on earth.

If people died when My cat sat on their knee then the whole world would be dead by now.

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i think it adds weight to the arguement that all cats are infact satan in a fur coat and should be treated as such.
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I'm just thinking more along the lines of a woman but ..................... sorry, what are we talking about, oh yes, death by pussy on the face.

At least you wouldn't be able to hear yourself scream?
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