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Non Diving Posts: Discuss Anyone got a "learn yerself Portuguese" tape/CD/MP3? in the Non-Diving Related Forums forums: "unhand my laydee you oaf". Você tocou aos bens, agora você tem que pagar por eles! Or something like that ...

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Old 26-07-07, 02:47 PM
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"unhand my laydee you oaf".
Você tocou aos bens, agora você tem que pagar por eles!

Or something like that

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I found that the phrase

sua mãe dormiu com uma cabra

was enough to resolve most arguments

or

seu pai era um anão

might achieve a similar effect

but

Eu tive o sexo com sua esposa. Disse que eu sou mais grande e melhor

will result in serious fisticuffs
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You're near Peniche and the natural reserve... Not that far from loads of diving........ Stuff at Nazaire too I think...

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Você tocou aos bens, agora você tem que pagar por eles!
They used to say that to me after they said

Hey johnny, você tem euro. você gosta de minha irmã?

Whatever that means . . .



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So apart from advice about sleeping with goats, dwarves and other peoples wives are there any other choice phrases that may come in useful?

quanto para o virginity anal da sua filha?
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Old 26-07-07, 03:00 PM
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You're near Peniche and the natural reserve... Not that far from loads of diving........ Stuff at Nazaire too I think...

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Yes yes 'd love to go and dive but my daughter has specifically banned it (apart from some light snorkelling) as I've already had 2 weeks away diving and a few wekends. And I'm off to the Red Sea with Cap'n Pork too 3 days after we return.
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You could try: Eu desejo fazer a explosão do amor em sua cara.

Bound to go down well with ther locals.
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I have the "Easy to learn Italian" book and CDs...can't be much different, can it???
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You could try: Eu desejo fazer a explosão do amor em sua cara.

Bound to go down well with ther locals.
Cinco elevados!

I'll have to remember that one. I wonder what it is in Egyptian?
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