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Old 27-07-07, 10:43 AM
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It is Oh! SOooooo tempting to turn up and show her the Malta Video...
I DEMAND it be posted on YouTube
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Old 27-07-07, 10:47 AM
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naw..
it's worth more a blackmail material....
and My SWMBO has seen it, rolled her eyes skyward and muttered something that sounded like ankers...
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Old 27-07-07, 10:54 AM
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Frosty I'm sure Mrs Lawson is a lovely mother-in-law to-be , so whats the problem?

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I,m not sure if calling a diver an anchor isn't a worse insult than the banker sounding word!

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My girlfriends mother and me have a great relationship she doesn't come round to the house and i don't go to hers we never meet and it's already been stated if we ever get married her mother is not invited i hate the bitch
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It is Oh! SOooooo tempting to turn up and show her the Malta Video...
It's really not for public consumption but the best bit is when the police alloweed us to film ourselves paying our fines!

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I DEMAND it be posted on YouTube
YouTube has rules about taste and decency I'm afraid.
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Frosty I'm sure Mrs Lawson is a lovely mother-in-law to-be , so whats the problem?

Dave
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I'm sure that your love for QS will overcome any problems you may or may not have with the prospective Mother in law

Safe diving,
Steve

P.S. just wear a kilt, paint your face blue and shout ''freedom'' alot and you'll get on like a Jock on a mutton pie
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Old 27-07-07, 08:42 PM
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I'm sure that your love for QS will overcome any problems you may or may not have with the prospective Mother in law

Safe diving,
Steve

P.S. just wear a kilt, paint your face blue and shout ''freedom'' alot and you'll get on like a Jock on a mutton pie
She keeps calling me 'Ken' and has a more confusing accent than Bouyant babe when she's hammered. Help!
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Tip for you Frosty

I once bought my mother in law a broom for christmas and added a note that she could visit more often now that she had her own transport. Didn't go down well. Maybe best if you avoid the trap.
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