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Old 27-07-07, 08:45 AM
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The mother in law.
I met my prospective mother in law for the first time yesterday. How scary is that???

Actually she's a lovely lady, despite being scottish but it's still important to make a good impression so until Sunday when she goes home, please would you all make an effort not to do or say anything that makes me look in any way 'unsuitable.' Thankyou. carry on.
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Dear Dr. Frosty,

Some advice for you

You know what 'they' say about mother-in-laws, that it's what your gf/wife will turn into.

I suppose the corollary it that your missus is your MIL a few years ago, so if you can resist jumping your MIL's bones 'til Sunday, you'll be fine.

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I met my prospective mother in law for the first time yesterday. How scary is that???

Actually she's a lovely lady, despite being scottish but it's still important to make a good impression so until Sunday when she goes home, please would you all make an effort not to do or say anything that makes me look in any way 'unsuitable.' Thankyou. carry on.
I'd send a substitute for the weekend if I were you. Unsuitable is one thing - unsavoury and depraved is entriely another
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When I met my mother in law for the first time she was deadly silent. than halfway through dinner she said 'I'm an old woman who is going to take care of me as I age?'

I was afterall getting her only child and taking her away from Hungary to live in Portugal. I did say though and I believe it that relationships are often better when one lives so far apart than when living in the same city.

My mother in law is a not the nicest of people and I'm glad there is 3,500km between us (as well as a nice language barrier!)
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Dear Dr. Frosty,

Some advice for you

You know what 'they' say about mother-in-laws, that it's what your gf/wife will turn into.

I suppose the corollary it that your missus is your MIL a few years ago, so if you can resist jumping your MIL's bones 'til Sunday, you'll be fine.

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Ironic words from she whom, when I enquired if you'd be visisting the eden project on your recent trip to civilisation, replied 'does it sell beer and pies?'
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