What does my diving dream mean?

[big_si]

Right... Woke up in the middle of the night dreaming this....

I dreamed that I was at a dive site... Perhaps on a boat, perhaps shore, can't remember... and was kitting up my indie twins. After attaching my regs I turned my gas on to check whether I got a decent fill or not...

When I looked at my gauges one tank had been filled to 600 bar, the other to 550 bar. "SHIT!", I thought, "I'm surprised my tanks haven't exploded!

I went back to the dive centre and had a row with them for damaging my tanks by filling them so high!!!

As a sign of good will they offered me a set of manifolded twin 12'.... Not O2 cleaned though...

I woke up feeling pissed off and wondering whether their bottle monkey was trained at all!



So... Does this mean I'm

a) mad
b) Not diving enough
c) need to buy some more new kit
d) other... please specifiy


Thanks!

[Mal Bridgeman]

See if it had been me I would have thought .... "an SPG that reads up to 600 bar! ....neat!"

There are Golden Rules of diving .... 1) You cannot have too much gas 2) You cannot be too warm

The Golden rules of being a diver .... 1) You cannot dive too frequently 2) You cannot have too much kit

So rule out the madness and get spending

Mal

[purple vonny]

It means you worry a lot and have a mis-trust of bottle monkeys.

[Finless]

Originally Posted by Mal Bridgeman

See if it had been me I would have thought .... "an SPG that reads up to 600 bar! ....neat!"

There are Golden Rules of diving .... 1) You cannot have too much gas 2) You cannot be too warm

The Golden rules of being a diver .... 1) You cannot dive too frequently 2) You cannot have too much kit

So rule out the madness and get spending

Mal

I suspect someone might query "too frequently" but I know what you mean!

[big_si]

Originally Posted by Mal Bridgeman

See if it had been me I would have thought .... "an SPG that reads up to 600 bar! ....neat!"

There are Golden Rules of diving .... 1) You cannot have too much gas 2) You cannot be too warm

The Golden rules of being a diver .... 1) You cannot dive too frequently 2) You cannot have too much kit

So rule out the madness and get spending

Mal

Hehehe, I did think that about the SPG too There was much confusion at first


Just had a think about it all and additional factors for the dream are probably....

Regs are currently being serviced and I'm itching to get them back and get in the water...
Also waiting for a new dive computer (after leaving my last one on the roof of the car in Dover.... twut!)
Was thinking about getting my Torch battery sent off today to be looked at as burn time has dropped dramatically recently.

[Gav]

Concern about running to low on air and a reluctance to delegate something important to anyone else?

[JasonP]

Originally Posted by big_si

When I looked at my gauges one tank had been filled to 600 bar, the other to 550 bar. "SHIT!", I thought, "I'm surprised my tanks haven't exploded!

Well this is clearly a sign of sexual frustration. Your "tanks" are full to bursting point.

Originally Posted by big_si

As a sign of good will they offered me a set of manifolded twin 12'.... Not O2 cleaned though...

I think the fact that the solution offered was not "O2 cleaned" but instead dirty is also hugely significant.

Originally Posted by big_si

d) other... please specifiy

Well you did ask

Jason

[big_si]

Originally Posted by JasonP

Well this is clearly a sign of sexual frustration. Your "tanks" are full to bursting point.


I think the fact that the solution offered was not "O2 cleaned" but instead dirty is also hugely significant.


Well you did ask

Jason

Ah I see! So I want sex with a dirty bottle monkey?


Erm..... are there any cute, dirty, female bottle monkey's out there? I've not seen any!

[MartyC]

Si,
It means that you want to do your own fills and blending as you don't trust anyone else to do it.
Either that or you have bottles with super powers

[gerbil]

Originally Posted by big_si

Erm..... are there any cute, dirty, female bottle monkey's out there?

No