Men better than women?

[Finless]

Well, "what at" you might justifiably ask? Obviously some biological functions are beyond either sex to accomplish. For example, I defy any lady to stroke a YD todger and then be able to bend it in half!

It seems to me that men ought to be better at pretty much everything and in order to prove this I would say to any YD lady "if you wish to challenge me I'll do my very best to give you a damned good licking, just to put you in your place".

Why I think this approach is going to work any better for me than my last brainwave of walking around with a sign tied to my belt buckle saying "LADIES - 10p a feel, twins free" I really don't know.

Oh, bye the bye, in case it makes a difference to you, Google informs me that it is currently a 100% full moon.

[Richard Mason]

Bryan, are you like this in real life, or is it just a t'internet forum thing?

[Letz]

Errr what exactly is it you're trying to get from us wonderful creations ? Or is it just the licking you want to give

I'm afraid we already know we are mentally and orgasmically superior so I doubt you'll get any challengers. You see, women don't need to prove things well, maybe the odd point

[Finless]

Originally Posted by Richard Mason

Bryan, are you like this in real life, or is it just a t'internet forum thing?

Me? Wouldn't say boo to a goose! Thankyou perhaps but not boo.

[Woz]

Men are better than women at weeing standing up without getting their feet wet. Until you add 8 pints of lager then I reckon it's much more even.

[Finless]

Originally Posted by Sixsquid

Errr what exactly is it you're trying to get from us wonderful creations ? Or is it just the licking you want to give

I'm afraid we already know we are mentally and orgasmically superior so I doubt you'll get any challengers. You see, women don't need to prove things well, maybe the odd point

Just looking to cheer my boring life up a bit with a bit of banter.

Got to go now, I've got my slippers on and my blankie has just been put over my lap, time for a snooze!

[SoggyFox]

Men can read maps while women think its just a Salvador Dali print.

[IanD]

Originally Posted by Woz

Men are better than women at weeing standing up without getting their feet wet. Until you add 8 pints of lager then I reckon it's much more even.

There are some videos in the internet you really need to see

[Letz]

Originally Posted by SoggyFox

Men can read maps while women think its just a Salvador Dali print.

I object to that. I can read a map better than some men (ex used to have to turn it!) AND I enjoy it

Like Dali a lot though, a definite favourite of mine, especially "fried egg on a dish without the dish" and "Sleep" . Sleep says it all but, while I can read the one way routes, it just doesn't point out the roundabouts well enough and I never did manage to get to bed

[Kirstie]

Originally Posted by Sixsquid

I object to that. I can read a map better than some men (ex used to have to turn it!) AND I enjoy it

I have to turn maps as well, to the direction I'm travelling in

My spatial skills are hopeless. I spend hours trying to get the hoover attachments back in their relevant slots in the hoover.

I blame my parents. I never had one of those plastic things where you fit the shapes in the holes when I was a child.