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Old 12-08-07, 07:25 PM
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Adrian, anyone who knows about sexing fruits knows it's fruits, not vegetables. The only vegetable which ever gets in is the Tomato, the only transexual fruit. Tsk.

Digs.
You mean you can't sex vegetables?
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You mean you can't sex vegetables?
I'm sure I've seen a video of someone sexing a vegetable

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Old 12-08-07, 07:41 PM
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And thank you to Mr Tomlinson of Bedford who has chopped off his penis and sent it to us as it looks like a carrot
You should try being a snowman. My penis IS a carrot.
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You should try being a snowman. My penis IS a carrot.
Ah. A Rooting Vegetable.
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QS has just informed me that penis is in fact a cucumber. I am a happy man.
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Can you get baby cucumbers?
You need to ask (from what I've heard!)?

Yes, I believe you can get them, but most women wouldn't settle for them!
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Yes, I believe they are preserved and come in jars.
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Yes, I believe they are preserved and come in jars.
I suppose that is better than coming in teaspoons.
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