Carrot jokes required

[Dave G]

Originally Posted by Adrian Kelland

I suppose that is better than coming in teaspoons.

and much better than coming in your hand, that just makes a mess lol.


2 carrots are in a chef's kitchen and get thrown into a pot of boiling water
1 carrot starts screaming "FCUK! HE'S KILLING US!! HELP US"
2nd carrot says "FCUKING HELL! A TALKING CARROT!!"

[neilh]

Some quality funnies in here that have brightened up my lunch! Ta!

One question though:

Originally Posted by teddybeardiver

Carl goes out golfing with his boss Lyle to play 9 holes on their lunch. While both men are playing excellently and at a fast pace, they are often held up by two women in front of them chatting and searching for hook shots execissively. Joe goes to talk to the women and see if they can speed it up a bit. But once he gets about half the way to them, he stops and hurries back to where his boss Lyle is waiting.

Who the heck was Joe?!

[Dave G]

what did the carrot say to the broccoli??
lettuce rest, i'm beat