Carrot jokes required

[Digger]

Right, kind of complicated, but I need some jokes involving carrots. A combination of carrots and golf would be even better.

Green for the best entries.

Digs.

[purple vonny]

How do you catch a rabbit? Sit on the ground and make a noise like a carrot.

What's the difference between a golf ball and a clitoris? (sorry mods)
Men will spend hours hunting for a golf ball.

[Scuttler]

A carrot and a tomato were walking across the street when the carrot was hit by a car. The tomato called 999. An ambulance came and took the carrot to the hospital. The tomato went to the hospital to wait for his friend, and when he got there the carrot was still in the emergency room, so the tomato paced nervously. Finally, the doctor called out, "Mr. Tomato?" The tomato went over, and asked the doctor, "How is he?" The doctor replied, "I have good news and bad news. The good news is that he is still alive. The bad news is that he will be a vegetable for the rest of his life."

[ShinyD]

OK - Scuttler beat me to it...have this corny offering instead

Whenever the conversation gets around to Murphy's Law which states:
"Anything that can go wrong, will go wrong",

it's always good fun to say:

"Yes, but that's not as bad as Cole's Law."
Eventually someone's bound to ask: "What is Cole's Law?".
The answer: "shredded carrot and cabbage in mayonnaise."

[purple vonny]

Daddy tomato and his son were waking down the street. Little tomato was dawdling.

Daddy tomato looks back and says........





"Ketch up"

[buchhawk]

Bloke drives off from the T, hits a tree, You reply

You do more damage to trees than Dutch elm decease

Ok I have had a glass of wine Ken

[purple vonny]

Shall I tell the one about the carrot and the tomato walking down the street?

[Scuttler]

Originally Posted by purple vonny

Daddy tomato and his son were waking down the street. Little tomato was dawdling.

Daddy tomato looks back and says........





"Ketch up"

????where's the carrot???

[purple vonny]

Sorry had some wine and forgot it was carrots not tomatoes.

Can't we just have general vegetable jokes Digs?

[DanE]

I know a joke about a bit of string, if that is of any use?

dan