Toilet cleaning

[milldog]

Instructions for cleaning the toilet:

1. Lift the lid on the toilet and fill it with 1/8 cup of animal shampoo.

2. Take the cat in your arms and stroke it gently while slowly moving in the direction of the toilet.

3. At a suitable moment, throw the cat into the toilet bowl and close the lid quickly and either stand or sit on the lid.

4. The cat will now start the cleaning process and will produce generate plenty of foam. Do not be concerned about the loud noises coming from the toilet; your cat is enjoying himself.

5. After several minutes flush the toilet to start the “Power-wash” pre-wash and then flush again for the main wash cycle.

6. Ask someone to open the front door and ensure that no-one is between the toilet and the front door.

7. Get off the toilet seat and from a safe distance open the toilet lid quickly. The cat will dry off naturally due to the high speed he will be moving from the toilet to the front door.

8. The toilet and the cat are now both clean.

With best wishes,

The Dog

And here are the photographs:

The cat:



The dog:



Graham

[DIVE BUDDHA]

graham i hope there isnt any members of the rspca on this site !

[angleseydiver]

I reckon anyone who owns a dog or a cat... or any "pet", I suppose, should be "green-taxed", heavily.
Waste of space/resources, the lot of them.
Anyone want to argue against?

[Richard Mason]

Originally Posted by angleseydiver

I reckon anyone who owns a dog or a cat... or any "pet", I suppose, should be "green-taxed", heavily.
Waste of space/resources, the lot of them.
Anyone want to argue against?

I will.

They are great relievers of stress and provide companionship to a lot of lonely and/or childless people. What they cost in resources you'd probably pay double on the NHS for all the heart attacks they prevent. Also a great thing for kids, helps teach responsibility and a whole lot of other things.

Have I been trolled?

[angleseydiver]

No.
Dog and cat shit and kids don't mix too well.

[ratcliffe]

fantastic Graham, especially to a non-cat lover like myself

Thanks Graham, you've just given Chrisch food for thought...... I can only be grateful my/my family cat is now dead (natural causes, not Chris...).

[angleseydiver]

[QUOTEfantastic Graham, especially to a non-cat lover like myself ][/quote]

I don't really mind cats, or dogs, it's just that when you think beyond the basics and look at the global industry that exists to pander to their/their owners needs it seems such a total waste- go into any "general-store" and there'll be crates of "pet-toys", rubber bones, budgie-bells and mirrors... you can argue that their food is scraps of meat, left over from the process of feeding us- but what of the materials/resources that go into canning/labelling/distributing the stuff...
just think the world is a bit mad...

[Richard Mason]

Originally Posted by angleseydiver

[QUOTEfantastic Graham, especially to a non-cat lover like myself ]

I don't really mind cats, or dogs, it's just that when you think beyond the basics and look at the global industry that exists to pander to their/their owners needs it seems such a total waste- go into any "general-store" and there'll be crates of "pet-toys", rubber bones, budgie-bells and mirrors... you can argue that their food is scraps of meat, left over from the process of feeding us- but what of the materials/resources that go into canning/labelling/distributing the stuff...
just think the world is a bit mad...[/quote]

I just never bought into all that crap - it's just people crossing the line and treating their pet like a little human, just another excuse to market, sell and buy tat.

My dog had a bed, a lead, a collar and she lived on the dried stuff, or the occasional wallaby I shot and lots and lots of bones. but at least none of it was wasted - I believe that something like 25% of food bought for humans ends up in the bin.

My cat, ditto, he just had dried stuff and rabbits that he caught and then ate on the back door step.

[angleseydiver]

Looks like a cat with "attitude"!


Dog looks soft as shite...