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Old 11-09-07, 02:08 PM
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Ah, the ideal little woman and how all men, well most, probably most, OK, just me would like to be met by 'er indoors
I love the suggestion in the Good wifes guide "be a little gay and a little more interesting for him"

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I didn't check the credentials of the "article" but I assumed it to be a spoof(?) which nonetheless uses the original and proper meaning for "gay".

I do wish we could have the "gay" word back unsullied and innocent so I could go out and a have a gay day again! Just like when Julian got Dick in the tent! What a laugh Anne and George had over their lashings of ginger beer before George let Timmy lick her all over.
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I didn't check the credentials of the "article" but I assumed it to be a spoof(?) which nonetheless uses the original and proper meaning for "gay".

I do wish we could have the "gay" word back unsullied and innocent so I could go out and a have a gay day again! Just like when Julian got Dick in the tent! What a laugh Anne and George had over their lashings of ginger beer before George let Timmy lick her all over.
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Sorry, I didn't explain too well. I am aware of there being a book/article on the subject BUT I thought someone had at least altered some of the text if not having rewritten most of it.

Even back in the 30's/40's I don't think anyone would tell a woman not to be annoyed if her hubby had stayed out all night? Of course I might be completly incorrect and, indeed, usually am!
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Sorry, I didn't explain too well. I am aware of there being a book/article on the subject BUT I thought someone had at least altered some of the text if not having rewritten most of it.

Even back in the 30's/40's I don't think anyone would tell a woman not to be annoyed if her hubby had stayed out all night? Of course I might be completly incorrect and, indeed, usually am!
I think it was in Mrs Beaton's book. I seem to recall one of my neighbours bought it for his wife, then read it out at her birthday party. she collected old books. She also collected a new 'husband' shortly after. Original bloke thought it was a good laugh at the time. My Mrs has also read the article, it has been re-printed several times (un-edited).

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ps seems OK to me.....

Oh yeah and Bryan, lots of blokes stayed out all night in the 30/40's a certain Mr A Hitler had something to do with it.
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Ah, the ideal little woman and how all men, well most, probably most, OK, just me would like to be met by 'er indoors.

Sadly, I fear these ideal halcyon days may never come back



[EDIT]Pls note the "'er indoors" came up when I searched for ideal housewife so don't blame me!!! Thank you.

Do you think, that as a newly married man, if I offered this as a guide and advice to my wife it will help us to a long and Happy marrige ?

and if she doesent like it she can always revert to er indoors!
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Do you think, that as a newly married man, if I offered this as a guide and advice to my wife it will help us to a long and Happy marrige ?

and if she doesent like it she can always revert to er indoors!
I suppose she can always say no ............ although that would seem to be a bit unreasonable IMO and assuming you allow her to make any decisions.

Tsk, women don't know they're born and how lucky they are to have us chaps to look after?

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