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Old 13-09-07, 12:25 AM
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Ah mon cherie, if you follow the guide then he will become so. So dig out some lube and stand-by
Ah, but Fishy, to 'become', one seems to be embracing the notion of being changed. That, dearest, makes you unique - here's a freshly baked apple pie on a cooling rack awaiting your approval
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Old 13-09-07, 09:11 AM
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It helps first to find a trustworthy man!!! That's the hard bit....
The only trustworthy one is a dead one. At least you know where he is.


I do enjoy treating my fella though with lots of little tit bits and surprises. It does keep an element of newness to the relationship.
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Old 13-09-07, 12:31 PM
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The only trustworthy one is a dead one. At least you know where he is.


I do enjoy treating my fella though with lots of little tit bits and surprises. It does keep an element of newness to the relationship.
Do you ever surprise him with whole ones?


Know where he is? Surely not with a woman? Perhaps it is women who are at fault afterall? If we are genetically engineered by God to shag anything that moves are we not going against God's wishes by staying faithfull?
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The only trustworthy one is a dead one. At least you know where he is.


I do enjoy treating my fella though with lots of little tit bits and surprises. It does keep an element of newness to the relationship.
Yeah, keep 'em on their toes
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GF? Apart from the regular sex it sounds like you are living with your mum!
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He's from Liverpool which is near Wales, so it may well be his mum
Or Devon. Although my mum isn't alowed in the house in case her hooves damage the carpet.
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See problem wiv women is that they all complained years ago..wanting their say and burned all their bras....nowadays they whinge their tits are all droopy! can't win!




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See problem wiv women is that they all complained years ago..wanting their say and burned all their bras....nowadays they whinge their tits are all droopy! can't win!




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Even so, nothing can beat the sight of young jigglers on a warm summers day.

I imagine they might be very pleasant during horizontal activity but I wouldn't know about that any more!
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Or Devon. Although my mum isn't alowed in the house in case her hooves damage the carpet.
It is not my mum i am no way related to my girlfriend i'm not from wales (thought they preferred sheep anyway) or from devon (lets face it they're just plain weird)
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