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Old 21-09-07, 01:26 PM
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A recent scientific study found that women find different male faces attractive depending on where they are in their menstrual cycle.

For example, when a woman is ovulating she will prefer a man with rugged, masculine features.

However when she is menstruating, she prefers a man doused in petrol and set on fire, with scissors stuck in his eye and a cricket stump shoved up his backside.
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MENS ENGLISH

5. I love you = let's have sex now
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apprently theres the word 'respect' that bitches are big on.
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apprently theres the word 'respect' that bitches are big on.
Throw in some appreciation and affection and you might actually get laid Soggs
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Throw in some appreciation and affection and you might actually get laid Soggs
Oi, be nice to Soggy. He gets all the sex he wants. Sometimes he even gets blisters

(sorry, mate, just couldn't resist)
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BB, fantastic!

Soggy, as for respect! Yeah, we'll still respect YOU in the morning!

You've made an otherwise dull day so much better!
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Sometimes he even gets blisters
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Six- appreciation and affection? which one gets sex quicker?
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Six- appreciation and affection? which one gets sex quicker?
Sorry mate, you need to show respect, appreciation and affection. Keep it up and you'll get a regular supply

If you want it quick I hear cash does the trick
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All women are not the same. My (2nd) wife can weld, mix concrete, wire up electrics and when I first took her out (she looked like every man's fantasy by the way) we had to stop by her mother's house for her to change the central-heating pump. I immediately asked her to marry me. She is like a bloke with tits! Unfortunately our two daughters are like - women.
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All women are not the same. My (2nd) wife can weld, mix concrete, wire up electrics and when I first took her out (she looked like every man's fantasy by the way) we had to stop by her mother's house for her to change the central-heating pump. I immediately asked her to marry me. She is like a bloke with tits!
And a big hairy cock? Excellent. Is she pre-op?
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