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Old 21-09-07, 02:53 PM
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Oi, be nice to Soggy. He gets all the sex he wants. Sometimes he even gets blisters

(sorry, mate, just couldn't resist)
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no more blisters, neoprene wrist seals and KY.........
Avoid blisters, Soggy, with the ocasional use of the other hand. It'll be like having sex with a stranger.
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A recent scientific study found that women find different male faces attractive depending on where they are in their menstrual cycle.

For example, when a woman is ovulating she will prefer a man with rugged, masculine features.

However when she is menstruating, she prefers a man doused in petrol and set on fire, with scissors stuck in his eye and a cricket stump shoved up his backside.


I don't know if my C&P will work BUT the monthly cylcle (of the moon) at the moment is 'waxing gibbous 69%' - does that match how you're feeling?

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LOST THE PICTURE BUT NEVER MIND!

[EDIT]Should have got in earlier at 68% - someone could do me and I'll owe them one!
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Old 21-09-07, 03:35 PM
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All women are not the same. My (2nd) wife can weld, mix concrete, wire up electrics and when I first took her out (she looked like every man's fantasy by the way) we had to stop by her mother's house for her to change the central-heating pump. I immediately asked her to marry me. She is like a bloke with tits! Unfortunately our two daughters are like - women.
Sounds perfect...but not quite.

You haven't said she owns a pub, makes her own sausages, hates dancing or watching soaps but loves curry.
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She is like a bloke with tits!
I think we saw her in Singapore. She tried to chat up Turbs but her Adam's apple gave it away.
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All women are not the same. My (2nd) wife can weld, mix concrete, wire up electrics and when I first took her out (she looked like every man's fantasy by the way) we had to stop by her mother's house for her to change the central-heating pump. I immediately asked her to marry me. She is like a bloke with tits! Unfortunately our two daughters are like - women.
You forgot to mention that she's blind
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Sounds perfect...but not quite.

You haven't said she owns a pub, makes her own sausages, hates dancing or watching soaps but loves curry.
She ought to own a pub - the money she's spent in them! She now hates dancing and we rarely watch television but she loves curry and thanks to the 3years at University of Leeds, I had to wean her off chip butties in a hurry! No sausages but she does a mean apple upside-down cake!
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Sounds perfect...but not quite.

You haven't said she owns a pub, makes her own sausages, hates dancing or watching soaps but loves curry.
Um, not ALL women watch soaps and some ADORE curry and make their own (taught courtesy of an ex who was good at currys, all own crushed spices)!

Is there any other food than curry I ask myself?! Not in my book!

And I HATE soaps. More than most men cos I won't even tolerate the rugrat watching them in my house!!!!
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I just want to be friends - I don't like you really
I like being single - I don't like you really
I like talking to you - I can't stand looking at you though
I've really enjoyed tonight but - we've been out twice and I need to finish it before either I have to pay for a meal or he's gonna expect more than a kiss on the cheek!
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I just want to be friends - I don't like you really
I like being single - I don't like you really
I like talking to you - I can't stand looking at you though
I've really enjoyed tonight but - we've been out twice and I need to finish it before either I have to pay for a meal or he's gonna expect more than a kiss on the cheek!
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