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Old 22-09-07, 11:03 AM
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Old 22-09-07, 11:09 AM
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And they say beware of a woman scorned! Tsk!
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Old 22-09-07, 11:22 AM
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And they say beware of a woman scorned! Tsk!
We are used to rejection, why can't women say it as it is?

For instance.....

You're too fat
You're too ugly
You're not rich enough
You talk too much (that's me BTW, in fact they probably all are!)

Why take us for a free meal or two before trying to be nice about losing us? We've heard it hundreds of times.
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Old 22-09-07, 11:30 AM
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We are used to rejection, why can't women say it as it is?

For instance.....

You're too fat
You're too ugly
You're not rich enough
You talk too much (that's me BTW, in fact they probably all are!)

Why take us for a free meal or two before trying to be nice about losing us? We've heard it hundreds of times.
You're scary!
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You're scary!
LMAO

Like I haven't heard that one before either!
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Does this dress make me look fat?
Also the answers "why not everything else does" or "no love your fat makes you look fat" and " thats it blame the dress chunky"
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It's a well known fact that women are only ever happy when they're moaning. Even, and especially, when having sex!

Men don't REALLY like receiving oral sex but the peace and quiet is very nice.



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It's a well known fact that women are only ever happy when they're moaning. Even, and especially, when having sex!
well if they're not moaning then you're doing it wrong !

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Ohhhhh shit am crapping myself now! asked wife if I could go to redsea in November and she said just go!!!! ahhhhh running round panicking

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