The Worst Film EVER???

[paramedic paul]

Originally Posted by Bardo

You're kidding, right? Evil Dead 2 is a *classic*!!!!!!!!!!!! Sami Raimi/Bruce Campbell movies rock!

I have top agree that Raimi/ Campbells movies are usually classics and Evil Dead is one of my favourites but I just couldn't get on with"2"

Having said that i've had a rethink and "The St Francisville Experiment" has be the all time worst film ever!!!!!!

[Digger]

Nope, we watched "The Erotic Witch Project" just to see if it really was a bad as the name suggested. It was. So was "The Erotic Witch Project 2" which we only bought to see if it was possible to make a film worse than the first one. It was. The vast quantity of semi-naked women didn't even improve it, the stretch marks and truly awful acting spoilt even that.

Digs.

[nickb]

My wife and son watched 'Dude, where's my car?' last night. That has to rate right up there with the worst of all time.

[Keith Whittaker]

Try "Godzilla vs the Smog monster" or "surf nazi's must die". Both are appalling although i thought that "The Blair witch project" was pretty close, especially as I actually paid for a ticket to watch that complete pile of shite. But, at the end of the day, I've got to agree that "plan 9 from outer space" is so bad that it approaches good from the other side. If you've ever seen "Ed Wood" starring Johnny Depp then you've got an idea of the way this film was made.

[Mark Davies]

Plan 9 From Outer Space is widely considered to be the worst film ever made, however it was a low budget B-movie from the great era of shit B-movie films - the '50s and '60s. I think a truly 'worst film ever' would need to be one that had a decent budget but was still rubbish.

I've never walked out of a film but came very close with White Mischief - but that was more to do with it being over-long and dull. The Aviator came close too, for similar reasons. I saw Transformer 2 late one night on satellite recently and I think if I'd wasted money seeing that at the cinema I'd have been a bit miffed. Shoot 'Em Up looks much the same, but unfortunately my wife is a big Clive Owen fan so I think I'm going to have to endure it.

For that matter, his film Arthur was pretty dire too.

But without doubt the most disappointing film I've seen in recent years was Alexander. I'm fascinated by ancient, classic history and was there ever a more inspiring story than that of Alexander the Great? Yet I sat through that film utterly disinterested. What a wasted opportunity!

[jazzie129uk]

has anyone else suffered through "save the last dance" and "save the last dance 2"? they're abysmal...

but the worst film i've seen was one called "wolves of wall street" allegedly about a group of stockbroker werewolves. very low budget so no wolf effects but the killer was a group sex scene with the five guys all wearing identical black thongs...

[G man]

Originally Posted by wilbo

Mission Impossible 2. If you ride a motorcycle and you've seen this film - you know what I am talking about..

You mean the Majic Triumph with special auto changing tyres.

Cool.

[Digger]

Originally Posted by nickb

My wife and son watched 'Dude, where's my car?' last night. That has to rate right up there with the worst of all time.

I don't know how you can say that. Possibly one of the great films of our time. Made Dumb and Dumber look like Memento.

Mark D, I quite liked the Aviator. Maybe it was the company at the time, but I remember it being ok.

Big budget shit films has to go to Battlestar Galactica doesn't it?

I did fall asleep in Urban Legends, Final Cut. Now that was truly awful. I think I was woken up by people laughing at how crap it was.

Digs.

[Hickdive]

Ladies and Gentlemen, I give you;

'The Night They Raided Minsky's'

starring Liza Minelli and Barbara Striesand.

No matter what other motion picture horrors you might see, this sucks butt in the manner of the suckiest buttiest thing ever committed to celluliod. See it and, if you ever meet it's stars, you will not be starstruck. Instead you will be filled with an overwhelming desire to pummel them with your bare fists until they are bleeding heaps of mince at your feet which you can then pour petrol on and delight in their flaming screams as they dance in front of you.

There is only one movie that can come close to this dross and that is;

'The Master of Disguise' starring Dana Carvey.

Ever wonder why Mike Myers went onto stardom with the Austin Powers franchise and Shrek whilst Dana Carvey vanished? Well, this is the reason. It is worse than sh*t. It is the kind of loose bowel movement you encounter after you've hard a hard night on the Guinness.

Almost every thread I ever post on has no further posts. Tonight that is justified.

Thank You.

Good Night.

You've been wonderful, I'm here all week.

Try the veal.

[principia]

anything with dolph lundgren in

J