Genital mice ......... mouses?

[Finless]

I was just pondering the meaning of the Universe again whilst viewing a whole pile of funny emails forwarded by a friend (don't you hate it when people just keep forwarding 'the forwarded bit' rather than the opened email!!! I must have had to click on 7 envelopes to get to the funny bit!). Oh, and when I say "funny" I quite often mean "smutty".

Anyway, I just wondered if there was a market for genital shaped mice?

The girls could have a knob shaped one that has two roller balls and will not click on anything if squeezed too hard, throttled or has a thumb stuck over the wrong place.

The boys could have a vagina shaped one to use and the little roller wheel could be placed where the clitoris is. At least then most men would then know where one is.

Anyway, to the funny bit. Ever wondered what sex a computer is?



SPANISH Teacher was explaining to her class that in Spanish, unlike English, nouns are designated as either masculine or feminine.



"House" for instance, is feminine: "la Casa."

"Pencil," however, is masculine: "el lapiz."

A student asked, "What gender is 'computer'?"

Instead of giving the answer, the teacher split the class into two groups, male and female, and asked them to decide for themselves whether "computer" should be a masculine or a feminine noun.

Each group was asked to give four reasons for its recommendation.

The men's group decided that "computer" should definitely be of the feminine gender ("la computadora"), because:

1. No one but their creator understands their internal logic;
2. The native language they use to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else;
3. Even the smallest mistakes are stored in long term memory for possible later retrieval; and
4. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half your pay check on accessories for it.

(THIS GETS BETTER!)

The women's group, however, concluded that computers should be Masculine ("el computador"), because:

1. In order to do anything with them, you have to turn them on;
2. They have a lot of data but still can't think for themselves;
3. They are supposed to help you solve problems, but half the time they ARE the problem; and
4. As soon as you commit to one, you realize that if you had waited a little longer, you could have gotten a better model.

The women won!

[rustferret]

You know what the really funny thing was...........when I first started reading it I had to read the first bit about 3 or 4 times then I read on and realised that you was talking about computer and not pet mice. Dough

Rustferret........man shapped