A lorra 'elp pease

[Scuttler]

I'm a father with two kids in private education and as everyone knows that costs a bleeding fortune. The cost of supporting the poor wee children is such that I can't afford an au pair or nanny to look after them or cleaners to clean the house. FFS I can't even afford to finish painting outside.

This is having a seriously negative impact on my ability to buy shiny dive tat. My current target is for a nice shiny rebreather and some trimix training.

If you could kindly donate....or find someone willing to just let me have all the gear that would be great....oh and free babysitters would be good too......and cleaners.....oh painters......someone to do my job so that I can dive more would be nice too.

Thanks.

[Letz]

Originally Posted by Scuttler

I'm a father with two kids in private education and as everyone knows that costs a bleeding fortune. The cost of supporting the poor wee children is such that I can't afford an au pair or nanny to look after them or cleaners to clean the house. FFS I can't even afford to finish painting outside.

This is having a seriously negative impact on my ability to buy shiny dive tat. My current target is for a nice shiny rebreather and some trimix training.

If you could kindly donate....or find someone willing to just let me have all the gear that would be great....oh and free babysitters would be good too......and cleaners.....oh painters......someone to do my job so that I can dive more would be nice too.

Thanks.

Only one solution ............. send them out to work

Or sell them. But then that would be 2 solutions

[Frankie Price]

Originally Posted by Scuttler

I'm a father with two kids in private education and as everyone knows that costs a bleeding fortune. The cost of supporting the poor wee children is such that I can't afford an au pair or nanny to look after them or cleaners to clean the house. FFS I can't even afford to finish painting outside.

This is having a seriously negative impact on my ability to buy shiny dive tat. My current target is for a nice shiny rebreather and some trimix training.

If you could kindly donate....or find someone willing to just let me have all the gear that would be great....oh and free babysitters would be good too......and cleaners.....oh painters......someone to do my job so that I can dive more would be nice too.

Thanks.

I've got an old pair of Spedos I don't want that I can very kindly donate you your worthy cause.
Been used plenty and although I never had any problems with them, you may find them a bit tight on the old meat & two veg.

[Scuttler]

Originally Posted by Sixsquid

Only one solution ............. send them out to work

Or sell them. But then that would be 2 solutions

OOooh....what's the going rate for an 11yr old girl and a 4yr old boy.....I need a quick sale as the eldest just announced she'd like to consider boarding

[Scuttler]

Originally Posted by Frankie Price

I've got an old pair of Spedos

Is that the spanish version?

[Gary K]

Originally Posted by Scuttler

OOooh....what's the going rate for an 11yr old girl and a 4yr old boy.....

I think the McCanns have got over £1M in the bank for their 4 year old

[Buoyant Babe]

Originally Posted by Scuttler

OOooh....what's the going rate for an 11yr old girl and a 4yr old boy.....I need a quick sale as the eldest just announced she'd like to consider boarding

Just stick them on ebay. Buy it Now or Best offer. They'll buy anything on ebay

[Scuttler]

Originally Posted by warmwaterdiver

I think the.........

erm.....probably not the best comment in the current climate mate

[hogen-deifar]

Originally Posted by Frankie Price

I've got an old pair of Spedos I don't want that I can very kindly donate you your worthy cause.
Been used plenty and although I never had any problems with them, you may find them a bit tight on the old meat & two veg.

Speedos are wrong. So so wrong

Originally Posted by warmwaterdiver

I think the McCanns have got over £1M in the bank for their 4 year old

Did you really say that on a forum out loud!

Green incoming cos it was very funny!

[MATTBIN]

Originally Posted by Scuttler

OOooh....what's the going rate for an 11yr old girl and a 4yr old boy.....I need a quick sale as the eldest just announced she'd like to consider boarding

body or day?

You wait till the boy gets a bit older, they cant help but wreck everything or grow out of it just as you have finished paying for it, then there is the cost of a wedding for the daughter. I'd flog your dive gear now if I were you.

Actually boarding school is good, it means you dont have to buy a big house (then sell it when they say they want to go to Uni) so you can stay in your 'cheap' small house for now.

Does that help at all??

Matt