Rude sounding towns

[Buoyant Babe]

There's a Splott in Wales. Always makes me think of botty splatts for some reason. Am I just weird?

[Snash]

Near me is the wonderfully rude named village of Priors Hardwick and when you combine that with Hampton Lucy and the lesser rudely named Bishops Itchington then Warwickshire is a sniggerer's paradise.

Snash

[Air Guzzler]

Just outside St Helens theres a little area / village called

Collins Green

Nothing bad about that

but when the local kids wrote

after 10 splifs it tickled me

[GaryC]

Originally Posted by Steve S

Here you go Pet, Goole on the Web - Rude Place Names

Safe diving,
Steve

Wetwang??? Fab Fish in Chips on way back from Brid.

[dry suit diver]

there is a place called Cocks near Perranporth in Cornwall

Broadwoodwidger in Devon always gets a snigger

[onthetrain]

Little soapytitwank is a rude sounding town name

[dry suit diver]

Originally Posted by onthetrain

Little soapytitwank is a rude sounding town name

yes but does it exist outside of your imagination

[Marky Mark]

A mate of mine reckons he knows a girl called Ms. Lykes, Lucy to her freinds. She runs a pub in a village called Herbum called the Cockwell Inne, which is in the county of Herefordshire, near the town of Tillet. Her address is-



Lucy Lykes
The Cockwell Inne
Herbum
Tillet, Herts

But he's a liar....

[Anemone]

Originally Posted by diverobin

My favourite has to be Bell End near Kidderminster

I think there is also a Lickey End near Bell End, no?

There's a Kirkby Overblow near where Im from.

And a Yorkeys Knob in Oz. Wonder who Yorkey was?!

[SeanC]

On a related note, ever read The Meaning of Liff or the Deeper Meaning of Liff?

Written by Douglas Adams and John Lloyd, the books use place names for things we all know and recognise, but for which no words exist.

Example: CORFU (n.)
The dullest person you met during the course of your holiday. Also the only one who failed to understand that the exchanging of addresses at the end of a holiday is merely a social ritual and is absolutely not an invitation to phone you up and turn up unannounced on your doorstep three months later.

There's a list at The Meaning of Liff and another at BBC - h2g2 - The Even Deeper Meaning Of Liff - The Saga Continues... - A846065