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Non Diving Posts: Discuss One for Gloc. Sorry! in the Non-Diving Related Forums forums: Probably should've posted this in "joke of the day" but wanted to dedicate it to Gloc! One day a 10 ...

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Old 28-09-07, 09:52 AM
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Talking One for Gloc. Sorry!
Probably should've posted this in "joke of the day" but wanted to dedicate it to Gloc!

One day a 10 year old boy was walking down the road when a car pulled up beside him.

"I'll give you a bag of lollies if you get in the car" the driver said.

"No way, get stuffed", replied the boy.

"How about a bag of lollies and £10?" asked the driver.

"No way", replied the irritated youngster.

"What about a bag of lollies and FIFTY QUID, eh"? quizzed the driver, still rolling slowly to keep up with the walking boy.

"No, I'm not getting in the fricken car!" answered the boy

"OK, I know what you want, I'll give you £100 and a bag of lollies", the driver offered.

"NO," screamed the boy.

"What will it take to get you into the car"? asked the driver with a long sigh.......

The boy replied, "Listen Dad, you bought the Skoda, you live with it."
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Old 28-09-07, 09:54 AM
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Glocs on holiday although I suspect he will find an internet cafe somewhere.
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Old 28-09-07, 09:55 AM
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Glocs on holiday although I suspect he will find an internet cafe somewhere.
That means we can take the mickey even more cos he's not here to defend himself!!!!
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LMFAO! I still can't believe he allowed himself to be suckered into buying that thing
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Old 28-09-07, 10:01 AM
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LMFAO! I still can't believe he allowed himself to be suckered into buying that thing
Probably from some dodgy used car salesman looking for someone gullible enough
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Yep i came up with similar info when I was searching around last year..........mind you I still didnt buy one
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