Cheesy knob anyone?

[Finless]

The association of the moon and the lunar cycle with womanly things and bits is quite well known, documented and proven? I have been VERY worried ever since a friend told me ( a she friend, I might add) "how can you trust anything that bleeds for a week every month and doesn't die".

Well, I just wondered if us guys were affected in any lunar way.

When I say 'in any way' what I really mean is in a way that isn't directly as a result of SWMBO's reaction to the affects on her and your subsequent need to keep out of the way, forget about sex and do a bit of gardening etc.

Well, I just wondered if 'spring tides' coincided with ........... erm ............ how to put this .............. extra stiffness due to high blood pressure? Perhaps there is 'knob lean' towards the full moon? Perhaps there is an increased tidal flow?

I propose a test to try to resolve some of these ancient conundrums. Firstly, SWMBO's must immediately start having a nightly squeeze in order to detect any changes in the build up to a full moon. By tying a plumb bob over the end of the knob you can check both lean AND 'verticalness'. Note, I'm certain this is a test God planned to be carried out - you'll see what I mean when tying the line off and laying the the plumb line. Great design!

Also, and with less certainty in my mind, is my suspicion about men and pickled onions. As all the world knows the moon is made of cheese and I wondered if there was a noticeable increase of men's appreciation of pickled onions (or the Branston) at full moon.

Any other suggestions for tests would be gratefully received. Please note I do NOT require any photographic evidence and will happily accept 'your word for it'.

PS: I can definitely recommend against using a cable tie to hold the plumb line in place!

[Andy the Coastie]

PMSL ..... Your barking ,,,, Fin

[rustferret]

Have you thought about looking at the angle of the dangle?

rustferret

[Finless]

Originally Posted by rustferret

Have you thought about looking at the angle of the dangle?

rustferret

1. Just looking is not accurate enough!
2. People will be tempted to exaggerate.
3. Unlike dogs we do not have sufficient bend of the spine to be able to accurately self check.
4. Shhhh! Perhaps some YD ladies might volunteer to help you lot out? Now keep it schtum lest they find out about this cunning plan!!!!

[Mark Chase]

Wha d you meen Chaseys a knob

(thats how my dyslexic brain caught it the first time i read it )

I am definitly affected by the full moon. I am full of energy as a rule and I feel a smidge more alive.

Cant explain it and i am not pulling your pisser it happens so often so as not to be confused with coincidance.

ATB

Mark

Woof

[DiveBuddy2]

The lunar cycle is nothing to laugh at believe me when I work in mental health over this time the majority are off the planet ........................good job i have a sence of humour and its nothing to do with men or women they are equally barking.

[SilvaFish]

Originally Posted by DiveBuddy2

The lunar cycle is nothing to laugh at believe me when I work in mental health over this time the majority are off the planet ........................good job i have a sence of humour and its nothing to do with men or women they are equally barking.

That's where the word 'lunatic' originated from - more craziness at full moon! It's true! look it up, and worth checking the timing of Finless's more errant postings!

[SilvaFish]

Originally Posted by Finless

1. Just looking is not accurate enough!
2. People will be tempted to exaggerate.
3. Unlike dogs we do not have sufficient gut sucking in abilities to be able to accurately self check.
4. Shhhh! Perhaps some YD ladies might volunteer to help you lot out? Now keep it schtum lest they find out about this cunning plan!!!!

yeah yeah.

[Loctite]

The angle of the dangle is usually equal to the throb of the knob

[Early Rub-up]

well i am quite partial to the old branston and most mornings my bed looks like a tent and i frequently give swmbo a hard time but this is an all year round thing and i dont seem to be affected by the moon or tides but could be due to my adhd/asd