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Old 10-10-07, 02:42 PM
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Gravity is only a theory...
An alternative view....

Intelligent Falling
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According to the ECFR paper published simultaneously this week in the International Journal Of Science and the adolescent magazine God's Word For Teens!, there are many phenomena that cannot be explained by secular gravity alone, including such mysteries as how angels fly, how Jesus ascended into Heaven, and how Satan fell when cast out of Paradise.
Yup, that tips the balance for me. Inteligent Falling it is for me from now on.
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Isn't that why we invented Quantum Physics?

I heard a great quote this week from Steven Hawkins. When asked what they thought God was doing before he created the world, he replied, preparing hell for those who ask such questions.

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I suppose being drunk would be "intelligent tripping" as God would want to make you fall on purpose?

Where do these people come up with these ideas. How do I know it isn't true? It's all too much for my tiny brain. I suppose it's good of God to keep all those planets intelligently falling just so that they stay relative to each other .......... that is some juggling routine.
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Worth mentioning that The Onion is a satire site not a news site....
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Worth mentioning that The Onion is a satire site not a news site....
Even so there is nothing like a good dose of The Standard Model to make you realise that this is perfectly believable.

Modern physics is not for those that want things to be reasonable.
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I was wondering when someone was going to notice
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The Onion is a top source of entertainment, their podcast spoof news bulletins are hilarious....

"Aspiring actresses vagina photographed"
"Area Mom freaking out for no reason again"
"Long talk seems to satisfy Girlfriend"

but I think the most appropriate may be:

"Aging God fitted for Omni-Focals"
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