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Old 10-10-07, 04:46 PM
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Mary had a little skirt,

with a slit right up the side,

when she walked along the road,

she showed off all her thighs...



Mary had another skirt,

with a slit right up the front,

...


...

unfortunately, she didn't wear that skirt that often

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Mary had a little bike
She rode it back to front
Every time the wheel went round
A spoke went up her elbow ...
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Talking Mary
Mary had a little lamb
It was forever gruntin
she tied it to a five-bar gate
and smacked it on the nose
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Mary had a bicycle
She rode it up our street
She always had a smile on her face
the damned thing had no seat

or

Mary had a little lamb,
She also had a duck.
She put them on a windowsill,
to see if they would fall off

(cue sound of someone ruffling through coats looking for a particular one followed by running footsteps)
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Mary had a little lamb
The dirty little bitch
All the villagers came around
And burned her as a witch
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to get a bucket of water
silly Jill forgot her pill
and now they have a daughter
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Ha diddle diddle the cat did a piddle
All over the bathroom mat
The little dog laughed to see such fun
Then piddled all over the cat
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Mary had a little watch
She dropped it on the fender
When she bent to pick it up
Pop went her suspender

Mary had a little lamb
Her father shot it dead
And now it goes to school with her
Between two hunks of bread

Mary had a little lamb
She also had mint sauce, of course

Mary had a little lamb
She also had a bear
I've often seen her little lamb
But I've never seen her bear
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eating her curds and whey.
It wasn't the spider
that sat down beside her
It was little Boy Blue with his horn

Jack be nimble
Jack be quick
Jack jumped over the candle stick
Silly boy,
should have jumped higher
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Georgie Porgie, pudding and pie
Kissed the girls and made them cry
When the boys came out to play
He kissed them too, he's funny that way
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