Have I got it wrong?

[Letz]

Originally Posted by Buoyant Babe

Yes, you got it wrong.


You should have bought a Miele. They are much better than a Dyson.

Something I have recently realised and would be grateful to receive as a gift

Hey ! Just 'cos I own it doesn't mean I'm the only one who can use it I share my toys

[frosty the snowman]

Originally Posted by Sixsquid

Hey ! Just 'cos I own it doesn't mean I'm the only one who can use it I share my toys

Hmmm.. there's a bit of a hygiene issue there.

[frosty the snowman]

Originally Posted by SilvaFish

Or an even sweeter thought is to supply said ironig board with an ironing board cover, personalised with a portrait of your good self?

Then she can get you a dartboard with a pic pinned to it.

Hence the start of WW3...

Even that's no good. I bought her one of these for her birthday and when I got home from work she'd changed the lock on the front door. I reckon it was her hormones or something.

[Finless]

Frosty, I received the following (by email) today. The text is punctuated by, and ended with, irritating comments such as "are you smiling yet" and "pass this on .....". Grrrrrrrrrrrrrr!

Anyway, some I have previously seen some of these and some are v/amusing and ..... anyway, pass this on to your work ladies to appease there sensibilities (whilst reminding them why they have smaller feet than men).

The Why's of Men

1. WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX?

(because they are plugged into a genius)


2. WHY DON'T WOMEN BLINK DURING SEX?


(they don't have enough time)

3. WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE ONE EGG?


(they don't stop to ask directions)


4. WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR BACKS?


(because their balls fall over their butt-hole and they vapor lock)


(You're laughing, aren't you?!?!)

5. WHY WERE MEN GIVEN LARGER BRAINS THAN DOGS?


(so they won't hump women's legs at cocktails parties)


6. WHY DID GOD MAKE MEN BEFORE WOMEN?


(you need a rough draft before you make a final copy)


7. HOW MANY MEN DOES IT TAKE TO PUT A TOILET SEAT DOWN?


(don't know.....it never happened)

( C'mon guys, we laugh at your blonde jokes!)


And the personal favorite:


8. WHY DID GOD PUT MEN ON EARTH?


(because a vibrator can't mow the lawn)


Remember, if you haven't got a smile on your face
and laughter in your heart..Then you are just an old sour fart



A good laugh will do that for you.
One for the ladies
One day my housework-challenged husband decided to wash his Sweat-shirt Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted to me, 'What setting do I use on the washing machine?'
'It depends,' I replied. 'What does it say on your shirt?'
He yelled back, 'University of Oklahoma '
And they say blondes are dumb...
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A couple is lying in bed. The man says,
'I am going to make you the happiest woman in the world.'
The woman replies, 'I'll miss you...'
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'It's just too hot to wear clothes today,' Jack says as he stepped out of the shower, 'honey, what do you think the neighbors would think if I mowed the lawn like this?'
'Probably that I married you for your money,' she replied.

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Q: What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man?
A: A rumor
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* Dear Lord,
I pray for Wisdom to understand my man; Love to forgive him; And Patience for his moods. Because, Lord, if I pray for Strength, I'll beat him to death.
AMEN
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Q: Why do little boys whine?
A: They are practicing to be men.
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Q: What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name?
A: You did not hold the pillow down long enough.
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Q: How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
A: Rename the mail folder 'Instruction Manual.'
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Send this to at least five bright, funny women you know and make their day!
And send this to five bright men who have enough sense of humor to take it!

[Letz]

LOL I liked this one

Originally Posted by Finless

One day my housework-challenged husband decided to wash his Sweat-shirt Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted to me, 'What setting do I use on the washing machine?'
'It depends,' I replied. 'What does it say on your shirt?'
He yelled back, 'University of Oklahoma '

And they say blondes are dumb...

[Buoyant Babe]

[Finless]

Originally Posted by Sixsquid

LOL I liked this one

You would. I blame the woman for the lack of conciseness with the question!

[Howard Payne]

One good suck deserves another I'd say!