Haiku

[Dr Stevil]

Seeing as we all use computers thought this might be amusing
I don't know if it is true , but it should be!
Steve W

Japanese Error Messages
In Japan, they have replaced the impersonal and unhelpful Microsoft
error messages with their own Japanese haiku poetry, each only 17
syllables: 5 syllables in the first line, 7 in the second, 5 in the third.

A file that big?
It might be very useful.
But now it is gone.

The Web site you seek
Cannot be located but
Countless more exist.

Chaos reigns within.
Reflect, repent, and reboot.
Order shall return.

ABORTED effort:
Close all that you have worked on.
You ask far too much.

Windows NT crashed.
I am the Blue Screen of Death.
No one hears your screams.

Yesterday it worked.
Today it is not working.
Windows is like that.

First snow, then silence.
This thousand dollar screen dies
So beautifully.

With searching comes loss
And the presence of absense:
"My Novel" not found.

The Tao that is seen
Is not the true Tao -- until
You bring fresh toner.

Stay the patient course.
Of little worth is your ire.
The network is down.
> > >

A crash reduces
Your expensive computer
To a simple stone.

Three things are certain:
Death, taxes, and lost data.
Guess which has occurred.

You step in the stream,
But the water has moved on.
This page is not here.

Out of memory.
We wish to hold the whole sky,
But we never will.

Having been erased,
The document you're seeking
Must now be retyped.

Serious error.
All shortcuts have disappeared.
Screen. Mind. Both are blank.

[Jay]

Reminds me of a story about when Pepsi decided to target China as a new market. Their slogan was "Pepsi brings you back to life" which was dutifully translated into Chinese. Unfortunately, the message was lost in translation and became "Pepsi brings your dead ancestors back to life"!!

Gotta love Americans, bless 'em!

[Driftwood]

For more of the same see

http://www.selendy.com/suburban/

Quite good but 'meric nized

PS Flood control? Think we need that with all the rain!