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Non Diving Posts: Discuss UNITED NATIONS SURVEY in the Non-Diving Related Forums forums: UNITED NATIONS SURVEY Last month, a world survey was conducted by the UN. The only question asked was: "...

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Old 02-09-02, 09:19 PM
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UNITED NATIONS SURVEY

Last month, a world survey was conducted by the UN.
The only question asked was: "Would you please give your honest opinion about solutions to the food shortage in the rest of the world."

The survey was a huge failure...

In Africa they didn't know what "food" meant.
In Eastern Europe they didn't know what "honest" meant.
In Western Europe they didn't know what "shortage" meant.
In China they didn't know what "opinion" meant.
In the Middle East they didn't know what "solution" meant.
In South America they didn't know what "please" meant.
And in the USA they didn't know what "the rest of the world" meant.
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It'd be funny if it wasn't so true!!!
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Didn't know we had another kangaroo on the site.
Still in the same vein -
Subject:Coatbridge `o` grade exam answers
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> h20 is hot water.c20 is cold water
> water is composed of two gins.oxygin is a pure gin.  Hydrogin is a gin and water.
> blood flows down one leg and up the other.
> the body consists of three parts-the brainium,the borax nad the abominable cavity.
> the brainuim-contains the brain.
> the borax- contains the heart and the lungs.
> the abominable cavity -contains the bowels,of which there are five,  a,e,i,o,u.
> to keep milk turning sour,keep it in the cow.
> for a dog bite-put the dog away for sveral days,if it has not recovered, then kill it.
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For anyone wanting a new avatar, find a graphic you like and email it to me.
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Yeah, think I should, not fair to poach on Billy's territory. I'd quite like a pic of a Mytilus edulis, one of my favourite beasties (not for food purposes cos I know a story about that - yuk!)

Anyhoo - Rene Descartes is sitting in a Bar in Paris  feeling fairly inebriated, Barman says "Another drink Rene?" Descartes replies "I think not..." and vanished in a puff of his own logic.


Well, it made me laugh like a drain!

PS an avatar of Paul McCartney or Tony Robinson would work as "apparently" that's what I'm going to look like one day!


(Edited by Steve W at 6:47 pm on Sep. 3, 2002)
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I'd quite like a pic of a Mytilus edulis, one of my favourite beasties
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Must admit, I'm more of a clam man myself!! I'll see what I can find.
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Sorry Steve,  I was honoured, not bothered that someone liked the Kangaroo. Please please use it if you like.  
I got it off the site
http://w1.511.telia.com/~u51102888/a...l2/animal2.htm
There are lots of interesting images on this page alone - never mind the other categories.  I cant wait to see what happens when you all join in.

Perhaps we ought to have a sanity check before the whole site gets too surreal.


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Cheers Billy, I've found a nice penguin gif on that site that I've mailed to Heads Up
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Theres a diver on that webpage - quite cute :
http://w1.511.telia.com/~u51102888/a...e1/people1.htm
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