Yorkshire Divers

Divers Warehouse
Go Back   YD Scuba Diving Forums > Non-Diving Related Forums > Non Diving Posts
A joke A joke
User Name
Password

Welcome to the YD Scuba forums.

You are currently viewing our boards as a guest which gives you limited access to view most discussions, articles and access our other FREE features. By joining our free community you will have access to post topics, communicate privately with other members (PM), respond to polls, upload your own photos and access many other special features. Registration is fast, simple and absolutely free so please, join our community today!

If you have any problems with the registration process or your account login, please contact contact support.

Non Diving Posts: Discuss A joke in the Non-Diving Related Forums forums: Formula 1 announcement Modena, Italy: The Ferrari F1 Team fired their entire Pit-Crew yesterday. The announcement was followed by ...

Reply
 
LinkBack Thread Tools Display Modes
  #1 (permalink)  
Old 17-09-02, 11:48 AM
Davey Willo's Avatar
Davey Willo Davey Willo is offline
"Arise....Sir 'Pukealot'"
  

Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Ingleby Barwick - Stockton
Posts: 1,786
Davey Willo paddles in the seaDavey Willo paddles in the seaDavey Willo paddles in the seaDavey Willo paddles in the seaDavey Willo paddles in the seaDavey Willo paddles in the seaDavey Willo paddles in the seaDavey Willo paddles in the seaDavey Willo paddles in the seaDavey Willo paddles in the seaDavey Willo paddles in the sea
Imported post
Formula 1 announcement

Modena, Italy:
The Ferrari F1 Team fired their entire Pit-Crew yesterday. The announcement
was followed by Ferrari's decision to take advantage of the British
Government's "Work For the Dole" Scheme and hire unemployed
youths from Merseyside.

The decision to hire them was brought on by a recent documentary on how
unemployed youths in Liverpool were able to remove a set of car wheels in
less than 6 seconds without proper equipment, whereas Ferrari's existing
crew can only do it in 8 seconds. This was thought to be an excellent yet
bold move by Ferrari Management, as most races are won & lost in the pits, Ferrari would have an advantage over every team.

However Ferrari expectations were easily exceeded, as during the Crew's
first practice session not only were "da Boyz from Bootle" able to change
the tyres in under 6 seconds, but within 12s econds they had re-sprayed,
re-badged, and had sold the vehicle over to the McLaren Team for four dozen
Carlsberg Export six packs and a gram of coke.
Digg this Post!Add Post to del.icio.usBookmark Post in TechnoratiFurl this Post!
Reply With Quote
  #2 (permalink)  
Old 17-09-02, 01:00 PM
Eddie's Avatar
Eddie Eddie is offline
Member
  

Join Date: Dec 2001
Location: Enschede, Holland
Posts: 275
Eddie saw the sea in a book once
Imported post
You really done it now Davey boyo... I'm not only from Liverpool but I was BORN in BOOTLE!!!!! so was the wife! and she said the next time she meets you your in for it! :lol:
Digg this Post!Add Post to del.icio.usBookmark Post in TechnoratiFurl this Post!
Reply With Quote
  #3 (permalink)  
Old 17-09-02, 01:06 PM
Dr Stevil Dr Stevil is offline
Eco Warrior
  

Join Date: Aug 2002
Posts: 3,914
Dr Stevil paddles in the seaDr Stevil paddles in the seaDr Stevil paddles in the seaDr Stevil paddles in the seaDr Stevil paddles in the seaDr Stevil paddles in the seaDr Stevil paddles in the seaDr Stevil paddles in the seaDr Stevil paddles in the seaDr Stevil paddles in the seaDr Stevil paddles in the sea
Imported post
A! A! A! calm down, calm down...
Digg this Post!Add Post to del.icio.usBookmark Post in TechnoratiFurl this Post!
Reply With Quote
  #4 (permalink)  
Old 17-09-02, 01:36 PM
Davey Willo's Avatar
Davey Willo Davey Willo is offline
"Arise....Sir 'Pukealot'"
  

Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Ingleby Barwick - Stockton
Posts: 1,786
Davey Willo paddles in the seaDavey Willo paddles in the seaDavey Willo paddles in the seaDavey Willo paddles in the seaDavey Willo paddles in the seaDavey Willo paddles in the seaDavey Willo paddles in the seaDavey Willo paddles in the seaDavey Willo paddles in the seaDavey Willo paddles in the seaDavey Willo paddles in the sea
Imported post
Lol!! sorry Eddie...

So the invite to crash my hairy arse at your place in Holland is out then... :cheesy:

Digg this Post!Add Post to del.icio.usBookmark Post in TechnoratiFurl this Post!
Reply With Quote
  #5 (permalink)  
Old 17-09-02, 09:47 PM
John Holmes's Avatar
John Holmes John Holmes is offline
Member
  

Join Date: Aug 2002
Location: Manchester
Posts: 288
John Holmes dips toes in sea annuallyJohn Holmes dips toes in sea annuallyJohn Holmes dips toes in sea annuallyJohn Holmes dips toes in sea annuallyJohn Holmes dips toes in sea annuallyJohn Holmes dips toes in sea annuallyJohn Holmes dips toes in sea annuallyJohn Holmes dips toes in sea annuallyJohn Holmes dips toes in sea annuallyJohn Holmes dips toes in sea annuallyJohn Holmes dips toes in sea annually
Imported post
:lol:
Even better than the Iraqi one!!!!
Digg this Post!Add Post to del.icio.usBookmark Post in TechnoratiFurl this Post!
Reply With Quote
  #6 (permalink)  
Old 17-09-02, 09:48 PM
John Holmes's Avatar
John Holmes John Holmes is offline
Member
  

Join Date: Aug 2002
Location: Manchester
Posts: 288
John Holmes dips toes in sea annuallyJohn Holmes dips toes in sea annuallyJohn Holmes dips toes in sea annuallyJohn Holmes dips toes in sea annuallyJohn Holmes dips toes in sea annuallyJohn Holmes dips toes in sea annuallyJohn Holmes dips toes in sea annuallyJohn Holmes dips toes in sea annuallyJohn Holmes dips toes in sea annuallyJohn Holmes dips toes in sea annuallyJohn Holmes dips toes in sea annually
Imported post
Hey Guys!!!!
At Last!!!! The emoticons worked. No stopping me now!!
Cheers
John
Digg this Post!Add Post to del.icio.usBookmark Post in TechnoratiFurl this Post!
Reply With Quote
Reply

« The Bare Faced Cheek of it!!!!!! | How\'s your boss? »

Thread Tools
Display Modes
Linear Mode Linear Mode

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts
vB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off
Trackbacks are On
Pingbacks are On
Refbacks are On



Sponsored Links

Yorkshire Divers - RSS Feed
All times are GMT +1. The time now is 09:19 PM.
Powered by vBulletin
Copyright ©2000 - 2008, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.
Search Engine Friendly URLs by vBSEO 3.0.0 RC6
Trademark and all rights reserved : © YD.com Ltd (2006)
YD.com Ltd (Registered in England - 05886696)
Other sites : Golf Clubs | New Premiership Football Kits | MP3 Portable Players | MP3 Players For Sale | Replica Football Kits

Advertise - Contact Us - Yorkshire Divers - Sitemap - Privacy Statement - Terms & Conditions - Top
Forums Directory