Secrets to a Happy Married Life....

[Mr T.]

Secrets to a Happy Marriage
 
1. It is important to find a woman that cooks and cleans.
2. It is important to find a woman that makes good money.
3. It is important to find a woman that likes to have sex.

and MOST important....

4. It is important that these three women never meet


.....I'll get mi coat.....

[Davey Willo]

:lol:

[Dr Stevil]

Also, for our newly wed colleague, we should have said that most married couples only ever argue about two things, sex and money :argue:

So... agree the price before you get started :outtahere: