The Lion and the Baboon.

[Hobby]

Twas a warm day in the jungle as the baboon made his way along,walking quietly up towards the water-hole,he noticed the Lion,(King of the jungle for those unfamiliar with the food chain!)Seeing the Lion with his rear end in the air was a bit much for the baboon (who was half rice ,half chips)and he became aroused.Un-noticed,he approached the Lion,then taking a run up,he dived upon the Lion's back whereupon he rogered him mercilessly.The Lion was fuming,he roared madly and thrashed around trying to dislodge the unknown assailant,the baboon,tiring quickly managed to "finish" and leapt off the Lion and set off into the jungle.The Lion now incensed that he had been totally defiled set of in pursuit totally enraged.Now the chase continued and the Baboon,(wanting to lie down and have a fag)began to tire and lose ground to the angry Lion.Suddenly the baboon rushed into a clearing and there,sat in a deck chair,reading the Times,was a big game hunter with pith hat atop his head,and elephant gun at his side.Quick as a flash,the baboon grabs the gun,hits the hunter round the head and throws him in the bushes.Then,he sits in the chair hiding behind the Times with the hat on as the Lion skids into the clearing and stops next to him.There's silence in the jungle as every creature watches and listens with baited breath,the Lion shouts "Ere,you.Have you seen a baboon run through here just now?" The baboon,trembling,puts on his best British accent and says "Not the one that's just shagged the Lion up the arse at the watering hole?",The Lion looks dismayed and cries."Oh Christ it's not in the fu***ng papers already is it!"

(Edited by Hobby at 11:27 am on Oct. 2, 2002)

[John Holmes]

:yelclap::lol:
Brill !!!