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Non Diving Posts: Discuss Young Italian Soldier in the Non-Diving Related Forums forums: A virile, young Italian soldier was relaxing at his favourite bar in Rome, when he managed to attract a spectacular ...

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A virile, young Italian soldier was relaxing at his favourite bar in Rome, when he managed to attract a spectacular young blonde. Things progressed to the point where he invited her back to his apartment. After some small talk, they made love. After a pleasant interlude, he asked with a smile,  "So my darlink you finish?" She paused for a second, frowned, and replied "No." Surprised, the young man reached for her; and the love making resumed.  This time, she thrashes about wildly; and there are screams of passion. The love making ends; and again, the young man smiles, and asks, "Dis time you finish?" Again, she returns his smile, cuddles closer to him, and softly says, "No." Stunned, but damned if this woman is going to outlast him, the young man reaches for her. Using the last of his strength, he barely manages it; but they climax simultaneously, screaming, clawing and ripping bed sheets.

The exhausted man falls onto his back, gasping. Barely able to turn his head, he looks into her eyes, smiles proudly, and asks, "So, you finish?" "No!" she shouts back, "Stop asking, I no Finish, I Sveedish!"
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