Virus Alert.

[Paxo]

BE ON THE LOOKOUT FOR THE FOLLOWING NEW VIRUSES
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> >   CLINTON VIRUS
> >   Gives you a 7 Inch Hard Drive with NO memory.
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> >   VIAGRA VIRUS
> >   Makes a new hard drive out of an old floppy.
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> >   LEWINSKY VIRUS
> >   Sucks all the memory out of your computer,
> >   then emails everyone about what it did.
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> >   RONALD REAGAN VIRUS
> >   Saves your data, but forgets where it is stored.
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> >   MIKE TYSON VIRUS
> >   Quits after two bytes.
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> >   OPRAH WINFREY VIRUS
> >   Your 300 MB hard drive suddenly shrinks to 100 MB,
> >   then slowly expands to 200 MB.
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> >   DR. JACK KEVORKIAN VIRUS
> >   Deletes all old files.
> >
> >   ELLEN DEGENERES VIRUS
> >   Disks can no longer be inserted.
> >
> >   TITANIC VIRUS (A strain of the Lewinsky Virus)
> >   Your whole computer goes down (but I think "we go on").
> >
> >   DISNEY VIRUS
> >   Everything in your computer goes Goofy :}.
> >
> >   PROZAC VIRUS
> >   Screws up your RAM
> >   but your processor doesn't care.
> >
> >   JOEY BUTTAFUCO VIRUS
> >   Only attacks minor files.
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> >   ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER VIRUS
> >   Terminates some files, leaves,
> >   but IT WILL BE BAAAAACK.
> >
> >   LORENA BOBBIT VIRUS
> >   Reformats your hard drive into a 3.5 inch floppy,
> >   then discards it through Windows