Questions That Can Haunt You!!

[Jonathan64]

Can you cry under water?


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How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?


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Why do you have to "put your two cents in".. but it's only a "penny for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going to?


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Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes You were buried in for Eternity?


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Why does a round pizza come in a square box?


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What disease did cured ham actually have?


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How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good

idea to put wheels on luggage?


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Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours?


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If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?


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Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?


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Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?


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Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you naked anyway.


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Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural?


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Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?


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If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid song about him?


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Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane ?


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If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?


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Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs!


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If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME crap, why didn't he just buy dinner?


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If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables,
what is baby oil made from?

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If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

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Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?


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Why did you just try singing the two songs above?


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Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but call it a hemorrhoid when it's in your butt?


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Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?

[DannyB]

Originally Posted by Jonathan64

Why do you have to "put your two cents in".. but it's only a "penny for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going to?

Not considering the current exchange rates ;-) they are about the same...

[/pedant mode off]

Danny

[jazzie129uk]

Originally Posted by Jonathan64

Why do you have to "put your two cents in".. but it's only a "penny for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going to?

at current rates of exchange one penny is 2 cents...

[Letz]

Originally Posted by Jonathan64

If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid song about him?

Now that is something that really bugs me ! What the hell is that song about ? What is "cracking corn" ?? Sounds like making drugs to me

Why did you just try singing the two songs above?

LOL I think we know the answer to that one

[hogen-deifar]

Originally Posted by Jonathan64

Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane ?

ROTFLMFAO

Green just for that one!!!!

[SilvaFish]

Originally Posted by Jonathan64

Why do you have to "put your two cents in".. but it's only a "penny for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going to?

Foof anenome.

The Foof Anemone

[Buoyant Babe]

Originally Posted by Sixsquid

Now that is something that really bugs me ! What the hell is that song about ? What is "cracking corn" ?? Sounds like making drugs to me

It's a black slave song...

[SilvaFish]

Originally Posted by hogen-deifar

ROTFLMFAO

Green just for that one!!!!

sick, sick girl.

i like you.

[yazzyfooty]

In answer to question 1, Can you cry under water? The answer is yes as I discovered the first time I dived on a wreck and was overcome with such deep sorrow at those that may have died on it. The problem was that I couldnt wipe the tears away due to my mask so just had to let them flow then cleared my mask afterwards. The extra snot you get when you cry was harder to get rid off though

[Letz]

Originally Posted by Buoyant Babe

It's a black slave song...

Thanks

Clear as mud