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Old 26-10-07, 02:59 PM
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Is it just me or is this mad? I have never fancied a bike (well other than the occasional village kind) but surely what someone does in the privacy of their own room is up to them as long as it doesn't involve anyone else/puppies
I'm guessing the bike didn't give consent, or was under age

Would you also get stuck on the register for using a blow-up doll or a bag of raw liver?
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Was it a Chopper bike?
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Off to bed now to dream about number 1 son's new bike. I'm giving up on him bringing a girl home for me to perv on, so it will have to be the new Giant, with adjustable front shock tensioning.

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Would you also get stuck on the register for using a blow-up doll or a bag of raw liver?
Is there something you want to tell us?
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Would you also get stuck on the register for using a bag of raw liver?
Nick, I am disturbed that you should think of this
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Was it a Chopper bike?
Could be. Chopper wants you all to
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Oh well, that makes shagging a pound of raw liver alright then
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Nick's comments reminds me of an old joke that goes something like this...

The farmer left the farm early one morning to go to market and the farm hand, a big but not too bright young man, took the opportunity to induldge himslef (euphamism for one off the wrist) behnd the cow shed. The farmers wife came round the corner and caught him at it, to make matters worse he was using two pieces of bull liver. She told him to stop what he was doing as she had a better idea and to wait five minutes and then come up to the main bedroom in the farmhouse. Sure enough five minutes later our horny hero shows up in the bedroom to find bosses wife lying on the bed startk naked and legs wide open. There you go moi darling she said grinning, put in there instead.
Confused the young man pauses for a second and asks "what both pieces?"
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Oh well, that makes shagging a pound of raw liver alright then
Who said anything about a pound? A couple of kilos at least!
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