Lock up your daught.....no...lock up your bicycles

[Kirstie]

We once prosecuted a chap for 'bothering' Shetland ponies. He'd even taken along a breeze block to stand on

[PeeBee]

Originally Posted by Kirstie

We once prosecuted a chap for 'bothering' Shetland ponies. He'd even taken along a breeze block to stand on

for him or the pony?

[Pigpen]

Originally Posted by Kirstie

We once prosecuted a chap for 'bothering' Shetland ponies. He'd even taken along a breeze block to stand on

How do they know the ponies were bothered. Maybe they'd consented!

[Kirstie]

Originally Posted by PeeBee

for him or the pony?

I think he might have used it to stand the pony's hind legs on. But who knows? I didn't like to ask.

Anyone remember that documentary about those American blokes who fancied horses, and drove around the countryside leaning out of their car windows going 'Whoooarrrr, look at that one!' every time they saw a horse?

Dear, oh dear.

[Kirstie]

Originally Posted by Pigpen

How do they know the ponies were bothered. Maybe they'd consented!

Consent wasn't an issue. The ponies were under-age.

[Woz]

This would be the beginning of the Challenge Digger on teh way up to Scotland.

"What is the single act you can do that will get you convicted of the most crimes".

We started off with the car parked in the bus lane next to a fire station and it just got worse from there. I believe underage prostitue pandas were involved too.

[Buoyant Babe]

Originally Posted by nickb

Who said anything about a pound? A couple of kilos at least!

You're the 'meat man' Mister Butcher, you should know

[MixedUp]

Originally Posted by Kirstie

We once prosecuted a chap for 'bothering' Shetland ponies.

Anyone mentions sheep and I'm leaving


Steve

[DannyB]

Originally Posted by Kirstie

I think he might have used it to stand the pony's hind legs on. But who knows? I didn't like to ask.

Anyone remember that documentary about those American blokes who fancied horses, and drove around the countryside leaning out of their car windows going 'Whoooarrrr, look at that one!' every time they saw a horse?

Dear, oh dear.

I do remember the documentary, me and Mrs DannyB watching it, screaming at the TV telling the horses to run away. Remember the guy that had married a horse, legally and didn't see why anyone could have a problem with it.

At truely scary programme.

However back to the original post, the guy was in the room on his own, so it's not my bucket but how the hell that get's him on the sex offenders register is beyond me.

Ludicrous.

Danny

[dry suit diver]

Originally Posted by DannyB

I do remember the documentary, me in Mrs DannyB watching it, screaming at the TV telling the horses to run away. Remember the guy that had married a horse, legally and didn't see why anyone could have a problem with it.

At truely scary programme.

However back to the original post, the guy was in the room on his own, so it's not my bucket but how the hell that get's him on the sex offenders register is beyond me.

Ludicrous.

Danny

thats way more info than we need on a friday afternoon