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Non Diving Posts: Discuss Saturday Night Joke in the Non-Diving Related Forums forums: The Mounties always get their man! After numerous rounds of "We don't even know if Osama is still alive",Osama himself ...

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Old 27-10-07, 09:30 PM
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The Mounties always get their man!

After numerous rounds of "We don't even know if Osama is still alive",Osama himself decided to send George Bush a letter in his own handwriting to let him know he was still in the game.

Bush opened the letter and it contained a single line of coded message:

370H-SSV-0773H

Bush was baffled, so he showed it to Condoleezza Rice. Condi and her aides had not a clue either, so they sent it to the FBI. No one could solve it at the FBI so it went to the CIA, then to MI6 and Mossad.

Eventually they asked RCMP for help. Within a minute RCMP emailed the White House with this reply:

"Tell the President he's holding the message upside down."
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Old 27-10-07, 10:57 PM
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No, Paul, you're wrong... that is the Thursday night joke
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Old 28-10-07, 12:13 AM
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No, Paul, you're wrong...
No he's actually right.

Paulie is the saturday night joke!

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