Tanya Streeter on TV

[Kirstie]

[quote=Richard Mason;797743 I liked what I saw, quite a lot, in fact a very lot. OK, so maybe she's not the perfect Face of Vogue or whatever but I have to say [/QUOTE]

Look at the first photo.

Those eyes are never normal. Those are the eyes of a complete and utter maniac. FFS you can see the whites all around the pupil!

[Richard Mason]

Originally Posted by Kirstie

Look at the first photo.

Those eyes are never normal. Those are the eyes of a complete and utter maniac. FFS you can see the whites all around the pupil!

What's this "the Kirsty School Of Psychiatry"?

Just imagine - "Crown Court - Episode 1563, Scene 25, The Jury Deliberates."

Foreman of The Jury - "she couldn't have stabbed him, she's got a cast iron alibi, they were interviewing her on the News at Ten, 15,000,000 people saw her live and she'd broken both her arms in a skiing accident the week before."

Kirsty - "I'm not convinced by that mere trifling technicality....have you seen the whites of the eyes on her...and that forehead? FFS! Course she did it, the woman's a fruit loop murdering man magnet. Hang the b_tch."

[uwila]

Originally Posted by Richard Mason

What's this "the Kirsty School Of Psychiatry"?

Just imagine - "Crown Court - Episode 1563, Scene 25, The Jury Deliberates."

Foreman of The Jury - "she couldn't have stabbed him, she's got a cast iron alibi, they were interviewing her on the News at Ten, 15,000,000 people saw her live and she'd broken both her arms in a skiing accident the week before."

Kirsty - "I'm not convinced by that mere trifling technicality....have you seen the whites of the eyes on her...and that forehead? FFS! Course she did it, the woman's a fruit loop murdering man magnet. Hang the b_tch."

I was jury foreman and I can tell you the 'deliberations' from 2 members were exactly this kind of thing. "He couldn't possibly have done that because..."


Anyhow, Kirstie, how many men do you imagine would be telling her, "Bugger off, I don't fancy a BJ from you 'cos your forehead's too big?" (apart from those who know what colour peach is)

[Richard Mason]

Originally Posted by uwila

I was jury foreman and I can tell you the 'deliberations' from 2 members were exactly this kind of thing. "He couldn't possibly have done that because..."


Anyhow, Kirstie, how many men do you imagine would be telling her, "Bugger off, I don't fancy a BJ from you 'cos your forehead's too big?" (apart from those who know what colour peach is)

The jury I was on got sacked, all of us. 2 days into the trial, one of the stupid dumb dope smoking bastard inbreds let slip that the stupid dope smoking dumb bastard inbred accused was her cousin.

[Adrian Kelland]

Originally Posted by Richard Mason

The jury I was on got sacked, all of us. 2 days into the trial, one of the stupid dumb dope smoking bastard inbreds let slip that the stupid dope smoking dumb bastard inbred accused was her cousin.

Aren't you all?

[turbanator]

Originally Posted by Adrian Kelland

Aren't you all?

Ayup!

[Kirstie]

Originally Posted by uwila

Anyhow, Kirstie, how many men do you imagine would be telling her, "Bugger off, I don't fancy a BJ from you 'cos your forehead's too big?" (apart from those who know what colour peach is)

Any man who didn't want a BJ from a bird with bulging eyes and a forehead the size of a landing strip, I imagine.

[turbanator]

Originally Posted by Kirstie

Any man who didn't want a BJ from a bird with bulging eyes and a forehead the size of a landing strip, I imagine.

El..i..ot

[SoggyFox]

Originally Posted by turbanator

El..i..ot

but wheres the glowing finger going?

[ajones]

Anyhow, Kirstie, how many men do you imagine would be telling her, "Bugger off, I don't fancy a BJ from you 'cos your forehead's too big?" (apart from those who know what colour peach is)[/quote]


As far as I can see it just gives you a bigger target area!

Jonsey