Tanya Streeter on TV

[Kirstie]

Originally Posted by ajones

Anyhow, Kirstie, how many men do you imagine would be telling her, "Bugger off, I don't fancy a BJ from you 'cos your forehead's too big?" (apart from those who know what colour peach is)

As far as I can see it just gives you a bigger target area!

Jonsey[/quote]

Ewwwww

[Ferrets]

I have to say she has a cracking pair of um...lungs on her (to be able to dive to that depth I mean....obviously).

[A. Berk]

Originally Posted by Richard Mason

g_id=1085&inc=9&id=9737] I haven't heard her speak, so no comment intended here on personality, brains etc (although I'm sure she speaks very highly of me).

She does Richard, said you were the "dogs bollocks" or summat like that She speaks a bit 'plumy' but very pleasantly and she honoured me with a very nice chat at the 'Diver' car-boot sale a few years back in Brum.

Looking at those photo's I just don't see the Tefal head of which Kirstie speaks... in fact you have motivated me to find a place for the big Tanya signed poster at home

"Oiy cat... what do you reckon to that Tanya bird?"

"She's got a great pair of lungs on 'er... I've seen 'er go down and stay down fer bloomin' ages!"

Well, there you go - one out of 238,940,801,672 cats expresses a preference! (For a blow-job off a woman who can hold her breath for longer than 6 minutes - presumably)

Borek

PS; The facts and statistics shown above were 84.73% correct at the time of posting - now, they're just lies.

[Buoyant Babe]

Originally Posted by A. Berk

She does Richard, said you were the "dogs bollocks" or summat like that She speaks a bit 'plumy' but very pleasantly and she honoured me with a very nice chat at the 'Diver' car-boot sale a few years back in Brum.

Looking at those photo's I just don't see the Tefal head of which Kirstie speaks... in fact you have motivated me to find a place for the big Tanyasigned poster at home

"Oiy cat... what do you reckon to that Tanya bird?"

"She's got a great pair of lungs on 'er... I've seen 'er go down and stay down fer bloomin' ages!"

Well, there you go - one out of 238,940,801,672 cats expresses a preference!

Borek

Have you been smoking special cigarettes today Berko?

[A. Berk]

Originally Posted by Buoyant Babe

Have you been smoking special cigarettes today Berko?

No... it's nurse Jenny - she's late with my pills today Helen. I can hear her in the next ward doing a colonic irrigation so she'll be round in a bit.

keorB

[Kirstie]

Originally Posted by A. Berk

Looking at those photo's I just don't see the Tefal head of which Kirstie speaks...

It's not just me...ask Scubee! Or indeed anyone who isn't thinking with their private parts.

[Scubee]

Sorry.. ask me what? I have been out all day and haven't read through all the posts on Miss Forehead by her band of testosterone affected men.

Of COURSE she was nice to you when you met her at the dive show. she was being PAID to be nice to you. All public figures are nice to people when they are paid to be. The chances are she wouldn't be that nice to you if you crashed into her car on the motorway.

And just because she can hold her breath for ages doesn't mean she will give a better BJ than someone who doesn't have her lung capacity.

[Mal Bridgeman]

Originally Posted by Scubee

Sorry.. ask me what? I have been out all day and haven't read through all the posts on Miss Forehead by her band of testosterone affected men.

Of COURSE she was noce to you when you met her at the dive show. she was being PAID to be nice to you. All public figures are nice to people when they are paid to be. The chances are she wouldn't be that nice to you if you crashed into her car on the motorway.

And just because she can hold her breath for ages doesn't mean she will give a better BJ than someone who doesn't have her lung capacity.

Can I refer the learned lady to the previous Monty Hall threads where the laydees raved about the young gentleman in question.....sauce for the goose perhaps?

Mal

[Scubee]

Originally Posted by Mal Bridgeman

Can I refer the learned lady to the previous Monty Hall threads where the laydees raved about the young gentleman in question.....sauce for the goose perhaps?

Mal

Monty's forehead is rather cute.

[gerbil]

Good god, imagine if Tanya and Monty ever got together i'm guessing that you'd hear the wailing from certain sectors of this board all the ways down to Australia. YD would need to hire counsellors.