Tanya Streeter on TV

[Scubee]

Originally Posted by gerbil

Good god, imagine if Tanya and Monty ever got together i'm guessing that you'd hear the wailing from certain sectors of this board all the ways down to Australia. YD would need to hire counsellors.

The phrase 'when hell freezes over' springs to mind. I am sure someone will give you another view why it wouldn't happen, buy in my view, Monty has far better taste.

[Laughing in Texas]

Whether you choose to beleive it or not, this is Paul, Tanya Streeter's husband. I have a Google Alert set up so that I get an email when her name appears online. As you can imagine, I get a lot of alerts, most of which are boring. But she and I have much enjoyed reading all your posts in the last day or so. She really didn't want me to post anything here, but at the same time it's kind of funny to take part in a discussion like this. And I'm doing so in good humour.

FYI the "forehead" is sitting right next to me now and it looks perfectly proportioned to her other assetts. For those who have met her, you know that she is indeed a nice person, paid or not. Believe me, she did the dive show appearances as a labour of love and not for the money!!! She has always enjoyed meeting other divers and sharing stories with them. But enough about that and on to the more interesting stuff.....

A 6 minute + breath-hold does indeed improve certain other talents......

And in the words of the great philosopher Forrest Gump....."That's all I have to say about that."

Paul

PS - No hard feelings Kirstie. Sorry about your crabs. And I agree that the first photo does make her look a bit manic......

[big_si]

Excellent post Paul! Glad you two have enjoyed the humour of our posts! Welcome to Yorkshire Divers. hope you both stick around to join in the lunacy more often!

I bet there aren't many google alerts like this one!

[Mal Bridgeman]

I notice all the laydees have gone very quiet now Mmmm looks like your bluff has been well and truly called there

Rgrds
Mal

BTW Welcome to YD Paul .... of course all the blokes here hate you for the obvious reason

[Scubee]

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. At least none of us accused her of being gay, like you lot do to Monty!

[big_si]

Originally Posted by Scubee

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. At least none of us accused her of being gay, like you lot do to Monty!

Course not... We can appreciate Monty's rugged handsomeness and can't argue with it...... You still seem to compare Tanya to Quasimodo's ugly sister though! :P

[A. Berk]

Of COURSE she was nice to you when you met her at the dive show. she was being PAID to be nice to you. All public figures are nice to people when they are paid to be. The chances are she wouldn't be that nice to you if you crashed into her car on the motorway.

Nah, and I wouldn't be nice to her either under those circumstances, I'd say; "What the hell do you think you are doing driving in goggles and a fetching silver suit?"

And just because she can hold her breath for ages doesn't mean she will give a better BJ than someone who doesn't have her lung capacity.

I'll agree with that, however, I have met her - in the flesh - and can say in all honesty that she doesn't work for Tefal, has nice non-maniacal eyes, doesn't overpower you with any kind of ego-shmego stuff and I like her and so does and when I get off this vessel I'm gonna get that big 'silver-suit' poster framed - so there

to Tanya and to Paul

Berko

[Richard Mason]

Originally Posted by Scubee

Monty's forehead is rather cute.

And his dress sense is immaculate....

[Richard Mason]

Originally Posted by Laughing in Texas

Whether you choose to beleive it or not, this is Paul, Tanya Streeter's husband. I have a Google Alert set up so that I get an email when her name appears online. As you can imagine, I get a lot of alerts, most of which are boring. But she and I have much enjoyed reading all your posts in the last day or so. She really didn't want me to post anything here, but at the same time it's kind of funny to take part in a discussion like this. And I'm doing so in good humour.

FYI the "forehead" is sitting right next to me now and it looks perfectly proportioned to her other assetts. For those who have met her, you know that she is indeed a nice person, paid or not. Believe me, she did the dive show appearances as a labour of love and not for the money!!! She has always enjoyed meeting other divers and sharing stories with them. But enough about that and on to the more interesting stuff.....

A 6 minute + breath-hold does indeed improve certain other talents......

And in the words of the great philosopher Forrest Gump....."That's all I have to say about that."

Paul

PS - No hard feelings Kirstie. Sorry about your crabs. And I agree that the first photo does make her look a bit manic......

Very well put.

You (and Tanya's solicitors) will note that I only said nice things about her of course.........and if I didn't say nice things, please note that Tasmanian defamation law makes it very difficult and expensive to obtain a guilty verdict and I haven't got much money anyway, so I'm not worth bothering with. Kirstie on the other hand is loaded.

(PMSL...Ha Ha Ha this is hilarious.)

[ratcliffe]

Fantastic! I've never seen a thread go so quiet, so quickly (Apart from the time I announced that I wasn't buying a round)...
Now that you know YD is so far reaching.....



Heee heee heee