Friendly Camel

[Mr T.]

There is a new OC of a base of the French Foreign Legion, and the captain is showing him around all the camp buildings. After he has made the rounds, the OC looks at the captain and says, "Wait a minute, you haven't shown me that small blue building over there. What's that used for?"

The captain says, "Well sir, you see that there are no women in the camp. Whenever the men feel the need of a woman, they go there and use the camel".

"Enough!" says the OC in disgust, and walks away.

Well, two weeks later, the OC himself starts to feel in need of a woman. He goes to the captain and says, "Tell me something, Captain" - lowering his voice to a conspiratorial tone and glancing around furtively, he asks -, "is the camel free anytime soon?"

"Well, let me see", says the Captain, and opens up his little black book.

"Why, yes sir, the camel is free tomorrow afternoon at two o'clock."

The OC says, "OK, please put me down for two o'clock then".

So the next day, at two o'clock, the OC goes to the little blue building and opens the door. There inside he finds the cutest camel he's ever seen. Right next to the camel is a little step-stool, so he closes the door behind him and puts the step stool directly behind the camel. He stands on the stool, drops his pants, and begins to have sex with the camel.

A minute later the captain walks in. "Ahem, begging your pardon, sir," says the captain, "but wouldn't it be wiser to ride the camel into town and find a woman like the rest of men?"