Howard Payne, you are dead!!

[SoggyFox]

Originally Posted by James Blunt

Honestly you didn't miss anything, just some woman moaning on because she's still bitter from being dumped.

she may be bitter but will probably survive and find happiness in anothers arms, you will forever be known as a crap shag.

[Scubee]

Originally Posted by SoggyFox

she may be bitter but will probably survive and find happiness in anothers arms, you will forever be known as a crap shag.

No, he just needs to find a woman to teach him how not to be a crap shag. Something that most women have been doing subtley for years.

Anyway, what one woman loves another will hate, so you don't learn the rules

[Richard Mason]

Originally Posted by Kirstie

Oi! I wasn't hostile towards her! I was perfectly honest (as were other members of this forum) not a toadying licka*se like the rest of you!

Well give me marks out of 10 for stating the bleeding obvious but you probably don't see her in quite the same light as us arse lickers.

[Richard Mason]

Originally Posted by Kirstie

Shunt. As in, 'I had a bit of a James in my car this morning!'

I used to love having some shunt in my car but my back's not up to it these days.

[Richard Mason]

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[James Blunt]

Originally Posted by SoggyFox

she may be bitter but will probably survive and find happiness in anothers arms, you will forever be known as a crap shag.

"Crap Shag!"

I think you're find I gave Major General Sterling "Old Pap" Price a right good seeing to at the Second Battle of Newtonia!

[Madfish]

Originally Posted by James Blunt

"Crap Shag!"

I think you're find I gave Major General Sterling "Old Pap" Price a right good seeing to at the Second Battle of Newtonia!

Are you a colonial relative of Finless?

Di

[DAFFY]

Ok, I seem to have lost the plot here (or my sanity) Am I right in thinking that the OP has had some sort of sexual liason with James Blunt and reckons he is pretty poor at his sexual technique, then somebody who claims to be JB reckons it's not that he is no good at sh*gging but that the OP is just a embittered old bat who has the hump at being dumped. Am i close or have i got the wrong end of the stick.........and what has Howard got to do with all this, infact why am I actually bothered

[Scubee]

Originally Posted by DAFFY

Ok, I seem to have lost the plot here (or my sanity) Am I right in thinking that the OP has had some sort of sexual liason with James Blunt and reckons he is pretty poor at his sexual technique, then somebody who claims to be JB reckons it's not that he is no good at sh*gging but that the OP is just a embittered old bat who has the hump at being dumped. Am i close or have i got the wrong end of the stick.........and what has Howard got to do with all this, infact why am I actually bothered

Nope... that just about sums up the whole thread. The reason Howard got threatened with termination is because he originally told YD about JB and his encounter with the OP, but at theat point, no-one knew who it was and promptly forgot about it, because, in all reality, who cares? but then decided to get upset because the whole of the diving population knew (only we didn't, but now we do)
Are you still with us?

[DAFFY]

Originally Posted by Scubee

Nope... that just about sums up the whole thread. The reason Howard got threatened with termination is because he originally told YD about JB and his encounter with the OP, but at theat point, no-one knew who it was and promptly forgot about it, because, in all reality, who cares? but then decided to get upset because the whole of the diving population knew (only we didn't, but now we do)
Are you still with us?

So far Scubee Life has meaning after all