Voices from the past.

[frosty the snowman]

Originally Posted by susanmac

A real one though...on a programme tonight about St Andrews Golf Clubs the Ladies Putting Club were supplied with "Restorative Cordials" by the past Captains of the R&A. I am as I type partaking of a small restorative cordial .

Indeed. The shameful practice of consealing flasks of restorative cordials within her beaded reticule is one oftimes perpetrated by Miss Babe and other sundry ne'r-do-wells of these environs...

[pelagic69]

Originally Posted by yazzyfooty

Morag
I noticed you have a red pussy. Have you been to see anyone about it?

She needs a brightly colored one in case she loses another one.

[Scubee]

Originally Posted by pelagic69

She needs a brightly colored one in case she loses another one.

Cheeky git

[Buoyant Babe]

Mister Snowman has been a very naughty boy. Prepare to accept yuor punishment...

[frosty the snowman]

Originally Posted by Buoyant Babe

Mister Snowman has been a very naughty boy. Prepare to accept yuor punishment...

I have lowered my trousers in anticipation of my forthcoming chastisement...

[Woz]

Sir,

My refridgeration cabinet is currently disgorging liquid at a rate not comensurate with a fully working apparatus. I am attempting to explain its state to a local artisan who has a lamentable lower class accent and cannot grasp the meaning of my utterances.

Would you be able to provide a suitable metaphore which this factotum would comprehend?

Yours,

W.K.Brunel.

[frosty the snowman]

Originally Posted by Woz

Sir,

My refridgeration cabinet is currently disgorging liquid at a rate not comensurate with a fully working apparatus. I am attempting to explain its state to a local artisan who has a lamentable lower class accent and cannot grasp the meaning of my utterances.

Would you be able to provide a suitable metaphore which this factotum would comprehend?

Yours,

W.K.Brunel.

Indeed Sir, kindly engage the attention of the tradesman and indicate that your appliance is dripping like a South Shields strumpet upon a spacehopper. Such course vernacular will be of sufficient clarity as to leave the ill bred oaf in no doubt as to the nature of your distress.

F.T. snowman esq.

[Buoyant Babe]

Originally Posted by frosty the snowman

your appliance is dripping like a South Shields strumpet upon a spacehopper

Frosty, you're dead meat!

[frosty the snowman]

Originally Posted by Buoyant Babe

Frosty, you're dead meat!

I fear such a threat would be of more concern had it not been issued by a member of the weaker sex whose stays and bustle would surely preclude all but the most ineffective physical correctitude.

[Woz]

Originally Posted by frosty the snowman

Indeed Sir, kindly engage the attention of the tradesman and indicate that your appliance is dripping like a South Shields strumpet upon a spacehopper. Such course vernacular will be of sufficient clarity as to leave the ill bred oaf in no doubt as to the nature of your distress.

F.T. snowman esq.

I am indebted to you. The appliance has been removed upon his curricle to a place where a repair will be effected. Your course phraseology was consummate in its exactitude and the roustabout doffed his cap and departed with a shiny sixpence for his trouble.

Yours,

W.K.Brunel (purveyor of the finest burnished subaquatic offal)