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| Who is Spartacus? Maybe the Forum is on Spartacus guide-book!? Hummmmmmmm???? |
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| One is still Spartacus. (Chasey is still Spratcactus). Ah, the cyclic nature of things... |
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| Come on you lot it's got to be Life of Brian... Centurion: What's this, then? "Romanes eunt domus"? People called Romanes, they go the house? Brian: It says, "Romans go home." Centurion: No, it doesn't! What's the Latin for "Roman"? Come on, come on ! Brian: Er, "Romanus"! Centurion: Goes like? Brian: Annus. Centurion: Vocative plural of "Annus" is? Brian: Er, "Anni"! Centurion: "Romani"... [writes "Romani" over Brian's graffiti] "Eunt"? What is "eunt"? Brian: "Go". Centurion: Conjugate the verb, "to go"! Brian: Er, "Ire." Er, "eo," "is," "it," "imus," "itis," "eunt." Centurion: So, "eunt" is... ? Brian Third person plural present indicative, "they go". Centurion: But, "Romans go home" is an order. So you must use... ? [twists Brian's ear] Brian: Aaagh! Imperative! Centurion: Which is...? Brian: Aaaaagh! Er, er... "i", "i"! Centurion: How many Romans? Brian: Aaaaagh! Plural, plural... er, "ite"! Centurion: "Ite"... [writes "ite" on wall] "Domus"? Nominative? "Go home" is motion toward, isn't it? Brian: Dative! [Centurion pulls out gladius and holds it against Brian's throat] Aaagh! Not the dative, not the dative! Er, er... accusative, accusative, "ad domum", sir, "ad domum"! Centurion: Except "Domus" takes the...? Brian: The locative, sir! Centurion: Which is...? Brian: "Domum"! Centurion: "Domum"... [writes "Domum" on wall] Um. Understand? Now, write it out a hundred times. Brian: Yes, sir. Thank you, sir. Hail Caesar, sir. Centurion: Hail Caesar! And if it's not done by sunrise, I'll cut your balls off.
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| Whilst I appreciate the selfless confessions of Jules & Janooos, I think I should really 'fess up myself. I was Spartacus, and then I got told off by Jay. And now no-one can be Spartacus. Sorry Mal |
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