Cowboy and Indian!

[Hobby]

A Cowboy's walking along one day when he meets an Indian with a dog,a horse and a sheep.He stops and says to the Indian,
"Nice dog,mind if I talk to him?"

"Dog no talk" says Indian.

"Hi dog,how you doin?"says the cowboy.

 "Pretty good "replies the dog,the Indian looks on flabbergasted.

"Hows your master treat you?"asks the cowboy,

"Well fine "says the dog,"he feeds me well,grooms me and walks me regularly,can't complain"

"Nice horse,"says the cowboy to the Indian,"can I talk to him?"

"Horse no talk" says the Indian.

"Hi horse,how you doin?"says the cowboy

"Oh pretty good I guess" replies the horse.Now the Indian's gobsmacked and can't beleive this at all.

"How's your master treat you?" asks the cowboy,

"Oh good,feeds me oats daily,shoes me regularly and gives me a stable with hay to sleep in,could'nt be better" replies the horse.
 
 "Nice sheep,"says the cowboy,"can I talk to her?"

"Sheep a liar!" shouts the Indian!

[Dr Stevil]

Hee hee very topical this afternoon, some of the folk  in my place were just talking about one of the more senior chaps here who confessed to once having a sheep tick ,AND he wears or was wearing a kilt at the time, 'nuff said ;)