wifes revenge

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WOMEN DO IT THE RIGHT WAY

   A woman came home just in time to find her husband in bed with another woman.  With superhuman strength borne of fury she dragged her husband down the stairs to the garage and put his penis in a vice.
   She then secured it tightly and removed the handle.  Next,  she picked up a hacksaw.
   The husband was terrified and screamed,  "Stop!  Stop!  You're not going cut it off, are you?"
  The wife,  with a gleam of revenge in her eye, said,  "Nope.  I'm going to set the garage on fire.  You do what you have to."

[Dr Stevil]

True story - A lad I knew in the Uni Dive club had two different girls on the go, one of whom was his fiancee (!!) She found out about her 'rival' and took her revenge on his dive kit, the suit and bcd were slashed to bits with his brand new knife, she even went as far as putting the first stage into a vice and  'remodelling' it with a sledgehammer!
Hard to believe but he ditched the other girl and married the hammer wielding one!

[daz]

Steve,

Which Uni was this,  the only reason I ask is I know of a diver who used to frequent the Bristol area who this happened to as well.  I know his BCD met an unfortunate end after being stabbed.

Shocking behaviour,  these women know how to get us where it hurts !!  Still could be worse at least he was not wearing it at the time. !!

Darren

[MATTBIN]

I think I'd have married the knife wielder as well, good to know where she is at all times. Did he ever cheat on her? Like he would.
Matt

[Dr Stevil]

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Quote[/b] ]Quote: from daz on 12:14 pm on Jan. 10, 2003
Steve, Which Uni was this,

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This was my old alma mater, Newcastle Uni, guess it's one of those things that's probably happened to a few folk!

[daz]

Guess so... &nbsp; #### hath no fury etc..

[Big Steph]

True story. &nbsp;This guy was humping this bit on the side, then his wife found out about it. &nbsp;One night when he was asleep, she superglued his dick to his leg.

[MATTBIN]

She couldnt have dont that with mine, hey its cold OK.
Matt

[Driftwood]

Heard a worse story of a similar vain..... The wife too his tool out as he was sleeping, inserted the end of a tube of superglue and squeezed, After that she sealed the end up with the remaining glue, rolled over and went to sleep....

She was awoke several hours later by a desperate husband, in dire need of relief, suddenly finding himself with a small problem - I thikn the solution required anaestics, a scalple and a catheter.....

OimiGods!

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Wifes Revenge On Cheating Husband

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Wife gets revenge on cheating husband by destroying his balls.



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This is how I got revenge on my cheating husband.

We had been married for five years and we had postponed having our
first child until we could afford for me to quit my job. We were
both 32 years old and the time had come, but things had been a
little rocky between us. For some time I had suspected that my
husband was cheating on me and after I caught him red-handed it was
not that big of a shock.

Now that I knew for sure that he had been cheating, I decided on a
cruel plan for revenge. I gave him a choice, either I would divorce
him or he could face a punishment of my choice. He said he didn't
want a divorce so he agreed to the punishment. He had no idea that
he was falling into my carefully laid trap. I told him that his
punishment was going to start Friday night after he came home from
work. While he was at work on Friday I packed up all my things and
moved them to my sister's house (you will understand soon). When my
husband got home from work I instructed him to strip naked and get
on all fours. He looked at me like I was crazy, but I told him it
was part of his punishment and that if he didn't do it, I would
divorce him. With a great deal of reluctance and apprehension he
took off his clothes and knelt down on the floor and waited. He was
on his hands and knees, his precious manhood (which he wouldn't be
using anytime soon) dangling before me as I stood behind him.

In my most mischievous voice, I said  &quot;Are you ready, I am going to
personally see to it that you never ever cheat on me again. Trust
me when I say that this will hurt you more than it will hurt me.&quot;

He didn't like the sound of that!  He started to get up, but before
he could, and according to my plan, I reared back and kicked him in
the balls as hard as I could. The force of my kick was so great
that it jerked his knees off the floor. He let out a silent scream
and grabbed at his balls as he fell over. He was in so much pain he
could hardly breathe. There was a mixture of semen and blood slowly
leaking out of his penis and I knew then that I had really given
him a devastating kick. I had wanted to make sure that he wouldn't
be able to retaliate and I knew I would have to kick him really
hard. He had to really be in a lot of pain. All he could do was
moan in agony and roll around on the floor holding his sore
(ruined?) balls. I just stood there for a while giggling and
teasing him about his injured balls. I really rubbed it in,
enjoying his shock and humiliation. Then, sticking to my plan, I
dropped the bombshell. I told him that I had tricked him and that I
was going to divorce him anyway. He still couldn't get to his feet
(thank goodness) and I quickly grabbed my car keys and left him
there rolling around on the floor. My plan had worked perfectly!

I moved in with my sister and filed for divorce. I was a little
worried that I might get into some sort of legal trouble for what I
had done, but I guess my husband was too embarrassed to tell anyone
about what I had done to him. I am now happily divorced and living
in my own apartment.

I still get a &quot;kick&quot; out of how well my plan worked and I still
have to chuckle when I picture my husband rolling around on the
floor with his hands between his legs, holding what was left of his
ruined balls.
Ah! Sweet Revenge!