Where Blondes really do have more fun!

[Scuttler]

I've just returned from a business trip abroad with a colleague.

My colleague is about 6'3" with blonde hair and blue eyes, single and completely disillusioned with UK women. Most "western" women would not rate him very highly on the fanciable scale (I don't know how these things are worked out but lets just say he hit a few branches when he fell out of the Ugly tree.....in fact another female friend described him as ....fugly).

Anyway, one night we decided that as the next day was a holiday we'd hit the town. We started just after midnight and carried on until 8am. Each bar we went to he had no problems with finding someone to chat to him in a civilised manner (usually he gets a CHAVvy foxtrot oscar to any question or introduction in a UK club ). We both were having a good time chilling and chatting as you do. Neither of us were "on the pull"...well I wasn't anyway...and if you see SWMBO then just remember I was there in a chaperone capacity .

At one bar we're chatting away about how good the measures were and how easy on the eye the crowd were when a very "fit" woman shoved me out of the way, launched herself over the bar and grabbed some tissues. As she slid back down the bar she turned to my colleague grabbed his head and proceded to snog his face off.

This 26 year old was a very attractive, well educated (law degree) and fit individual.

She walked off and I just stood exchanging wide open mouthed gapes with my colleague. We'd been warned by some our colleagues in the country that it was a permissive and liberal society but we weren't expecting that!

They later hooked up again and exchanged numbers, names and more saliva!

So.....can anyone guess where I went?

[Scubee]

his girlfriends house?

[Scuttler]

Originally Posted by Scubee

his girlfriends house?

He's single...or he was then.

[A. Berk]

Originally Posted by Scuttler

I've just returned from a business trip abroad with a colleague.

My colleague is about 6'3" with blonde hair and blue eyes, single and completely disillusioned with UK women. Most "western" women would not rate him very highly on the fanciable scale (I don't know how these things are worked out but lets just say he hit a few branches when he fell out of the Ugly tree.....in fact another female friend described him as ....fugly).

Anyway, one night we decided that as the next day was a holiday we'd hit the town. We started just after midnight and carried on until 8am. Each bar we went to he had no problems with finding someone to chat to him in a civilised manner (usually he gets a CHAVvy foxtrot oscar to any question or introduction in a UK club ). We both were having a good time chilling and chatting as you do. Neither of us were "on the pull"...well I wasn't anyway...and if you see SWMBO then just remember I was there in a chaperone capacity .

At one bar we're chatting away about how good the measures were and how easy on the eye the crowd were when a very "fit" woman shoved me out of the way, launched herself over the bar and grabbed some tissues. As she slid back down the bar she turned to my colleague grabbed his head and proceded to snog his face off.

This 26 year old was a very attractive, well educated (law degree) and fit individual.

She walked off and I just stood exchanging wide open mouthed gapes with my colleagues. We'd been warned by some our colleagues in the country that it was a permissive and liberal society but we weren't expecting that!

They later hooked up again and exchanged numbers, names and more saliva!

So.....can anyone guess where I went?

Hmmmm, it sounds very much like my first night experience in Rio... I'm blonde and was a reet fit cnut then - every dog has its day and you dark, swarthy handsome wtats just don't cut the mustard in America do sol

Rio de Janeiro..... ???? (or somewhere near)

Berko

[Scuttler]

Originally Posted by A. Berk

Rio de Janeiro..... ???? (or somewhere near)

Berko

Nope....wrong continent

[Sean]

Ban-cock

[wilbo]

I'd say either eastern bloc or former eastern bloc - latvia, lithuania etc..

[wilbo]

or the RNIB annual get together 2007?

[IanD]

Japan?

[Scuttler]

Nope....It's still relatively warm this time of year and less than six hours flying time