I\'m Sorry, I think you may have Misunderstood me......

[Mr T.]

A young, attractive woman thought she might have some fun with a stiff-looking military man at a cocktail party in Hereford, so she walked over and asked him,

"Hi there, when was the last time you had sex?"

"1956" was his reply.

"No wonder you look so uptight!" she exclaimed. "Sweetheart, you need to get out more!"

"I'm not sure I understand you," he answered, glancing at his watch, "It's only 2014 now."

[Phil Ennis]

Bren,
Do you know any good ones!!!!!

Nice to see you and Andy Sunday, might try and organise a Wastw*ter trip soonish if you are interested, I will give you a shout, in fact I will post it in the Trip Section.
Take care and catch up with you soon.

(Edited by Phil Ennis at 10:07 pm on Feb. 3, 2003)


(Edited by Phil Ennis at 10:09 pm on Feb. 3, 2003)

[Phil Ennis]

Every time I try to edit Wastw*t
er, it puts a * and a space, curious, spooky.

Its done it again, does this site not like 'Wastw*ter'

(Edited by Phil Ennis at 10:14 pm on Feb. 3, 2003)

[angleseydiver]

wastw*t
er- works for me:lol:- perhaps it's something to do f** king and other swear-words due to it's association with the four-letter word p*nd!:wink:

well, knock me down with a feather! It's done me too!:errrr:

(Edited by angleseydiver at 11:45 pm on Feb. 3, 2003)

[Mr T.]

Yes, alas, the 'surplant an asterix in place of any vowel that it thinks might be contained in (and by doing so distrupt that word to the reader) a naughty word' feature has been enacted on the forum - I think as a result of some of the recent posts.

Can't say I agree with it, as it makes perfectly innocuous words look stupid, as in 'Wastw*ter', which should read
'W a s t w a t e r'........without the *

What the system thinks you were trying to write was T W A T

[Jay]

Lol - your right - was testing it and it seems totally crap so its disabled again!

Airsteward - "Would you like some T.W.A. coffee?"
Passenger - "I'd rather have some T.W.A. tea"

[Phil Ennis]

" Ah, I think I'm going mad Ted"

Isn't technology wonderful

[Gavin Yates]

Wastwater's onre thing what about Scunthorpe?

[Mr T.]

I'm sorry Gav,

That's beyond the pale and completely out of order! Calling someone a 'thorpe' on these boards will not be tolerated!! ;)

[andy2tanx]

Fartown, Thongsbridge, Shittim (Its in the Bible!), Shitlington (now known as simply Sitlington), Wetwang(!!!), Fukuoka (Japan)...