Messages for your valentines cards....

[daz]

Ideas for your Valentines cards this year !!

Love may be beautiful,
Love may be bliss.
But I only slept with you,
Because I was pissed.

I thought that I could love no other.
Until, that is, I met your brother.

Roses are red, violets are blue,
Sugar is sweet, and so are you.
But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead,
The sugar bowl's empty and so is your head.

Of loving beauty, you float with grace
If only you could hide your face.

Kind, intelligent, loving and hot.
This describes everything you are not.

I want to feel your sweet embrace.
But don't take that paper bag off of your face.

I love your smile, your face, and your eyes -
####, I'm good at telling lies!

My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife,
Marrying you screwed up my life.

I see your face when I am dreaming
That's why I always wake up screaming.

My love, you take my breath away.
What have you stepped in to smell this way?

My feelings for you no words can tell
Except for maybe "go to ####!"

What inspired this amorous rhyme?
Two parts vodka, one part lime.

[MATTBIN]

Now where's your Wife's email address again? I'm sure I have it here somewhere.

Tell you what really pees me of about Valentine's day - Its my bloody birthday thats what.
So not only do I get Xmas pressies that are SOOOO expensive they are combined with my Birthday pressie as well, but I have to buy someone else a #### pressie to boot.
Still I suppose it could be worse I might have no-one to buy a pressie for.
Matt

[daz]

Actually Matt,  

The missus sent them to me !,  do you think she is trying to tell me something.

Actually just to make things worse,  it's not like you could even be forgiven for not remembering.  Yep it's true there are winners and there are .......

Daz

[Mark Chase]

No muffs too tough
We dive at five!

I have such a way with romantic poetry. I am frankley amazed my first wife left me.

Now if any one can think of a way to get my second wife to bugger off without bancrupting me, I am all ears >

(Not true she is lovley realy)

Mark Chase