The Zoo...

[Hobby]

A man and his wife are visiting the zoo.They get to the Gorilla enclosure and the woman says,"Oh,look at it's dick,is'nt it small!" At this she bends over to adjust her heel and the Gorilla becomes aroused with the beginnings of an erection developing.The couple notice and giggle,embarassed.
"Show him some more,"says the husband,"give him a flash of your bra."
"No it's cruel,poor creature" replies the wife,but despite this she leans foward and flashes the Gorilla a good eyefull of her chest.With this the Gorilla becomes fully aroused,beating his chest and grunting.
"He's worked up now,"says the husband,"go on,show him some more"
 The wife makes some petty protests,but,giggling she lifts her skirt and gives the Gorilla a full frontal.At this he goes beserk,propelling himself around the enclosure beating his chest and howling loudly and rubbing his groin.The man, moving around the fence,says to his wife,
 "Here,look at this love!"
 The wife moves around to her husband,when suddenly he opens a gate in the fence and pushes her in with said Gorilla.He moves up to the fence where she stands,worried as the Gorilla sees her,and says:-
 "Go on love,you tell him you've got a fu**ing headache!"
Hobby.

[Dr Stevil]

good one! So you're obviously a married man hobby :lol2:

[Hobby]

How do you know that(I was),is itbecause I've got a small dick???:pftroest:
Only joking,it's like a blind cobbler's thumb!:winky:
Take care,Hobby.

[Jay]

You mean bright red, oddly shaped and unable to perform any useful function?

[darthmoll]

an old guy once told me that; when you meet a girl put a pea in a jar every time you make love, and if/when you marry her, take a pea out of the jar every time you make love, you will never empty the jar.

[MATTBIN]

My prospective father-in-law told me the same thing except you put the pea in during the first year of marriage. Then again it was his daughter we were talking about!
Matt

[nitrox]

HE HE HE

regards

trox